Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because of something I said 2 years ago, as a joke. I guess she took a while to get it. FML
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ambowew 7
Your ex is a frigging dumbass. You must be such a good couple.
ahole123 0
96 Yes, you are smarter of most of us idiots
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Comments (221)
ashleii2010 0
what did you say? lol
tomboy_girl23 0
can you remember as well as she can and tell us the joke
amochizuki 4
145 I would gladly jump on you, how about tonight? These other 'idiots' don't think your hot. By the way ur ******* retarded.
MozzarellaMonky 3
what did u say
shanemc1991 0
your ex is obv retarded. you shouldn't be with her anyways after that. smh
Sukismama 2
Wow sounds like she did you a favour.why would you want to be with someone who would make such a drastic decision over a two year old joke.
ellie_rose 4
Exactly..
victor69er 0
hiiiiiiiiiii
TikkiBurg3r 0
No man deserves a person that takes 2 years to get a joke.
gunman15 4
was she a blonde
miker1000 0
Moral of the story: Goodbye Bitch! Cheated with your sister and 2 cousins anyway!