By Anonymous - 11/09/2009 18:27 - United States

Today, My girlfriend and I were watching tv when suddenly one of our phones start going off. We both have the same phone and they were next to each other. She picks up the phone and reads the text message, "I wish you were here! I'd fuck you silly" She gets pissed and runs out. It was her phone. FML
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zOMGitsdc 0

Hope your dumb girlfriend realized she made herself look retarded doing that.

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genius_man16 0

What a cheating bitch! But hey, be glad you're rid of her.

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Silentknight 0

Go Go Gadget Pimpslap!!

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ducky514 0

i would drop her for sureeee. i wouldent even give her the courtesy of an explanation, i just wouldent ever talk to her or see her again.

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mb2_native 15

u nvr know man, that might be some guy from her past who won't leave her alone, or shes a cheating bitch, anyways FYL dude

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pippacrawford 4

So your gf is both a cheater and an idiot. That's a real keeper you got there...

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Carrigan13 0

Ever heard of something called a contact name?

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emwil823 0

Why is this story in present tense?

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Dope_Sponsored 2

Do yall have the same ringtone or something?

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