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This is why we can't have nice things...
"that was my last note, so it will cost you 60 cents"
Threaten to sue your company. Don't actually follow through, because that would mean that you will never get a job anywhere again in your life, but neither would he... So just the threat should work...
its called "Direct Deposit" YDI
"human recourses, how may I help you?" "uh, yeah- i haven't received my paycheck yet. It's two weeks overdue" " yes, please hold..... *buzzzz*"
Some companies don't offer direct deposit. Especially smaller businesses because it costs them money to do it.
Not before he gets his money of course..
your comment sir made me lol xD
That asshole.
**** the police. Beat his ass
**** THA POLICE. I'm wearin' a tux. :P
**** the police? No, don't be a ****. Date the police. Get to know the police. Show the police that you truly love them. THEN you **** them. And when it's all over, leave the police. Make the police beg for you.
Why the thumbs down? That was funny. Although slightly off topic...
Direct deposit doesn't make the money magically appear. They still have to pay you.
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Go take a shit on his desk then tell him you left him a note on his desk.
This is why we can't have nice things...