Today, marks the two weeks since my paycheck should have arrived. During these two weeks, my battery has failed, tire has blown, and my phone and water...

By Anonymous - 8/12/2011 18:14 - United States

Today, marks the two weeks since my paycheck should have arrived. During these two weeks, my battery has failed, tire has blown, and my phone and water bill have become past due. When I called the guy who's supposed to pay me, he said he has a note about it "somewhere on my desk". FML

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By every1luvsboners | 11

#3703548 - Thursday 8 December 2011 22:34

Go take a shit on his desk then tell him you left him a note on his desk.

By wals2537 | 1

#3703539 - Thursday 8 December 2011 22:33

This is why we can't have nice things...

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By wals2537 | 1

#3703539 - Thursday 8 December 2011 22:33

This is why we can't have nice things...

Damn_Hippster | 11

#3703584 - Thursday 8 December 2011 22:39

Well he has a note somewhere. God, he's doing his best!

angrymexican | 8

#3703786 - Thursday 8 December 2011 23:31

"that was my last note, so it will cost you 60 cents"

farhil | 14

#3703800 - Thursday 8 December 2011 23:36

Threaten to sue your company. Don't actually follow through, because that would mean that you will never get a job anywhere again in your life, but neither would he... So just the threat should work...

WeAreAHurricane | 14

#3704282 - Friday 9 December 2011 1:16

Maybe because he was too busy infesting his work place with a virus due to his porn....

SuperKnuckels | 6

#3721467 - Monday 12 December 2011 20:23

its called "Direct Deposit" YDI

skoob | 4

#3773537 - Friday 23 December 2011 0:58

"human recourses, how may I help you?"
"uh, yeah- i haven't received my paycheck yet. It's two weeks overdue"
" yes, please hold..... *buzzzz*"

lexa1love | 16

#4585338 - Tuesday 19 June 2012 4:34

Some companies don't offer direct deposit. Especially smaller businesses because it costs them money to do it.

By ArmedcrackerR6 | 8

#3703542 - Thursday 8 December 2011 22:33

Sounds like he needs his ass beat. Give him some motivation.

By indielove | 13

#3703543 - Thursday 8 December 2011 22:33

file a complaint.

By 6u174r_d00d | 6

#3703546 - Thursday 8 December 2011 22:34

Say you'll put a fist "somewhere" on his face.

By every1luvsboners | 11

#3703548 - Thursday 8 December 2011 22:34

Go take a shit on his desk then tell him you left him a note on his desk.

iTrevor | 5

#3703687 - Thursday 8 December 2011 23:04

Not before he gets his money of course..

jwade11 | 12

#3703692 - Thursday 8 December 2011 23:05

Sounds like a plan!!!

CheckMyProfile | 17

#3703744 - Thursday 8 December 2011 23:23

your comment sir made me lol xD

Sammeh_Higgins | 0

#3704421 - Friday 9 December 2011 1:55

Like a boss.

By WeAreScrewed | 3

#3703550 - Thursday 8 December 2011 22:34

That asshole.

By IDontKnow10101 | 14

#3703553 - Thursday 8 December 2011 22:35

I'll bet this is the type of guy who's gonna stack IOU's til day's end and not pay a cent

By TheNotoriousOne | 1

#3703558 - Thursday 8 December 2011 22:36

Fuck the police. Beat his ass

KiddNYC1O | 20

#3703702 - Thursday 8 December 2011 23:07

Police?

Meowingtons500 | 18

#3703756 - Thursday 8 December 2011 23:25

FUCK THA POLICE. I'm wearin' a tux. :P

Justforlolz | 13

#3703899 - Friday 9 December 2011 0:16

Fuck the police? No, don't be a slut. Date the police. Get to know the police. Show the police that you truly love them. THEN you fuck them. And when it's all over, leave the police. Make the police beg for you.