Love: Today, My girlfriend and I were watching tv when suddenly one...

By Anonymous - 11/09/2009 18:27 - United States

Today, My girlfriend and I were watching tv when suddenly one of our phones start going off. We both have the same phone and they were next to each other. She picks up the phone and reads the text message, "I wish you were here! I'd fuck you silly" She gets pissed and runs out. It was her phone. FML

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Today, my girlfriend broke up with me through a text message. In retaliation, I started typing a long list of everything I hate about her. Just as I pressed the send button, she text me again saying "Just joking. You know I'd never leave you. Love you babe :)" FML

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By Anonymous - 28/03/2009 20:18 - United States

Today, I was getting sick of listening to the guy in the next room over getting nasty with some girl, so I called my girlfriend to see if she wanted to go get some food. Then I heard her phone ring. Through the wall. FML

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zOMGitsdc 0

Friday 11 September 2009 23:23

Hope your dumb girlfriend realized she made herself look retarded doing that.

genius_man16 0

Friday 11 September 2009 23:23

What a cheating bitch! But hey, be glad you're rid of her.

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Guairdean 0

Saturday 12 September 2009 6:06

Change the locks.

lbanks_fml 10

Saturday 12 September 2009 6:17

I just got 1 question==Did she come back Silly ????

ninja4life 0

Saturday 12 September 2009 6:31

i can under stand why she left if it came from you. maybe you shouldnt push her away.

Bunny1313 0

Saturday 12 September 2009 6:51

I feel your pain!! my man is married and it hurts every time she calls or texts. he is gonna leave but hasn't yet. when u in love with someone it hurts what they do to u!! n seems like everyone cheats now!!

atty11 0

Saturday 12 September 2009 7:21

@bunny1313 i'm judging you for seeing a married man, you homewrecking ****, you...

GriefBacon 0

Saturday 12 September 2009 7:41

I'm going to go ahead and say this is fake. #95 you should really try to develop your sense of humor. And if I am wrong....OMG ****! ;p

atty11 0

Saturday 12 September 2009 7:54

i do have a sense of humor, it's just slightly different from what you would expect lol

Rijii 0

Saturday 12 September 2009 7:58

Wow. A **** and a retard in one! Your girlfriend sure is a winner. FYL, but YDI if you don't break up with the loose ***** after that.

namezox 0

Saturday 12 September 2009 9:47

keep her for the XXX.

friscobuff 0

Saturday 12 September 2009 12:01

YDI for being your slutty girlfriend's copycat!

Mr_Eated 0

Saturday 12 September 2009 13:51

Why isn't she your ex-girlfriend now? Even if she's not banging someone else, if my girl had guy "friends" who sent those kinds of messages, we're done! That's a load of crap dude.

Hazy_fml 0

Saturday 12 September 2009 14:18

Ah the classic double standard. Perfectly fine if she cheats, but god forbid you do. And to make this clear, even though you have never cheated, she is going to make herself look good and flee the scene. *Note: I do not condone, nor endorse cheating. Be faithful, dammit!