Today, my girlfriend and I were role playing when her mum walked past the slightly open door, saw me, and chased me out of the house for stealing her baby's innocence. I was only wearing a red speedo. FML
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Today, me and my girlfriend were getting at it, and then my parents came home. I heard them and we scrambled to get our clothes on. My dad came into the room and found me wearing her pants inside out with her thong around my legs. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I decided to sneak into the shower at her house while her parents went out to eat and a movie. Half way through our shower we heard a knocking at the door, it was her mom. We had left all of our clothes downstairs. Safe to say I won't be allowed there any more. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I decided to try role play. She suggested I be a robber, so I went outside and tried to break in my window, wearing nothing but my underwear and a ski mask on. She decided it would be funny to call the cops, because it would, "add to the mood." They came. FML
Today, after sex with my girlfriend, I thought it would be sexy to wear her underwear until we saw each other again. I found a pair in her bathroom, but they definitely weren't her sexy ones. Her mom walked in on me to collect the laundry and screeched, "What are you doing with my panties!" FML
Today, my girlfriend threw me on the couch as I walked in the door. I butt dialed my mom in the process. My girlfriend took off my pants and we got to business. After about 30 seconds of hearing what was going on, my mom thought something was wrong and called the cops to my apartment. FML
Today, my boyfriend's mother walked in on us having sex. He started crying and ran into the bathroom where my clothes were located, leaving me to deal with his mother. Naked. FML
Today, I was making out with my girlfriend at her house. When things started heating up, I heard the front door open and my girlfriend said that it must be her Dad. She handed me my clothes, pushed me out the window, and told me to knock at the front door. Her Dad answered, holding my shoes. FML
Today, I went for a run. When I got home, no one was there so I took off my clothes and laid on the cool wood floor. I decided to call my girlfriend and we started talking in baby voices. That's when my mom walked into the house witnessing everything. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I had great sex and afterward decided to take a shower together. He left the room to get some towels, so I went to the bathroom and wait. I walked out of his room wearing nothing but a thong and ran into his mom who had come home from work early. FML
Today, my parents overheard me having sex with my girlfriend. They thought it would be funny to barge in with nothing but underwear on. This has happened twice now. FML
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Top comments
RedPillSucks 31
What the hell kind of role were you playing, rapist? Next time, close the door.
AMMYFIST 0
you deserve it for not fully closing the door, parents see an open door as an open invitation to come "see how you're going" or randomly check what you want for dinner, even if you have the same meal on the same day every week.
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Comments (137)
mintcar 9
Close the door next time. Better yet, just lock it.
TheIrishJaneDoe 8
Best yet, save the sex for when you're at your own place, or at the very least, alone in the parents' house. Especially if you're going to try some off-beat experimental stuff.
boopityboppity 11
You're telling the person who wore a Speedo to slow down? Not gonna happen.
redoxy_fml 0
Ya it's called a speedo for a reason
oldenuff2party 3
hahahahahahahhah
sexybeastwon 0
sexy time. you win if u get the quote
skroal 7
Sexy time with my mother-in-law.
missjonas15 0
skroal ur back :)))
yolie_fml 0
I'm wondering how your gf is turned on by a speedo.
bibbley 0
your retarded
KiddNYC1O 20
you're* you are*
ty4nier 16
your retarded ... dog?
Kazze 31
This is what we call "irony."
Prussia 10
Lesson 1 for Sex Ed.: Never have sex with someone when their parents are in the building.
toaster468 0
that's what sex ed in school should be. if the girl complains it hurts tell her to use her damn saliva for lube.
sourgirl101 28
Wth? lol Better yet, use the phlem from the back of your throats.
glambert1998 0
ew!!speedos are nasty dude!!!
SaraHasNoH 0
why is it so hard for people to close and lock doors?
ShadowPunkChick 1
Not every door -can- lock. The question should be why is it so hard for people to shut doors.
foxyhasmybooty 16
Ikr? My family never understand that! They walk into my room then walk right out without a care about the door
ShadowPunkChick 1
Wow..I'd of killed my mom for doing that when I was growing up (not literally but you know what I mean). and for the record..speedos are gross.
brokenclockwork 0
can you shut the **** up with the disgusting comments, #30? you're commenting with something sexually disturbing on every FML.