Today, my girlfriend and I were at the movies. When the "love scene" came on, she leaned over and made out with the wrong man. FML
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Today, I went to the movies with my girlfriend. As I started putting my arm around her, I hit her in the face. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I went to the cinema. Or rather, she went with her other boyfriend, and I happened to see them there. FML
Today, I was watching a movie alone with my girlfriend. She shifted positions as I put my arm around her, and ended up kneeing me in the crotch and shouldering me in the throat simultaneously. FML
Today, I took my crush to see a movie. During the movie, I made a move and put my arm around her. As I reached over, my hand went straight into the popcorn tub, and I knocked it over. It spilled everywhere, all over her lap, all over me, and on the floor. I spent the next 15 minutes trying to clean up, while she awkwardly avoided eye contact. FML
Today, I asked a buddy of mine if he wanted to go see a movie. He said he was busy, so I decided to go alone. Midway through, the couple behind me was making out and kicking my seat. I turned around, and it's my ex-girlfriend making out with my buddy. FML
Today, my two friends and I went to the movies. One of my friends brought my crush. They started making out, leaning over the armrest, until they were practically in my lap. Saliva got on my arm. FML
Today, I took my girlfriend to a scary movie, hoping I could comfort her at a scary part. Instead when a scary part came on, she reacted by throwing up all over my lap and the person in front of us. FML
Today, my girlfriend decided that the best place to break up with me was during a movie about two couples breaking up. FML
Today, I went to the movies with a girl I like, then we went to grab a bite afterwards. She spent most of the time telling me how much she dislikes my best friend because he hooked up with a new girl. I then found out the two had been "talking" for a while. FML
Today, I went to the movies with my boyfriend. He went to get popcorn and I went to the bathroom. Thinking he had got back before me, I sat down next to him in the theater. I leaned in to kiss him, then realized it was some 70-year-oldish woman. FML
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Top comments
imtooshy 18
Oh boy! I hope it really was a legitimate mistake. How long before she realized it wasn't you?
PimpdaddyCJT 13
Well hopefully he wasn't a good kisser and they don't hit it off
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Comments (90)
ZeroPath5 16
Maybe she was really caught up in the moment. Hope that gets sorted out. I'm just curious about how the other guy reacted to that.
Confused77 3
Screams setup, sounds like you just met her other boyfriend. No way she forgot which way was right and left in an hour..
Jac_d_ipper 10
Unless she's a fucktard, either which way OP would be better off without her.
ImAFaker 29
Yeah. She could even be a professor.
maddyrooster 9
*ba dum tss*
Jac_d_ipper 10
**** swapped at the movies... indeed FYL
BlowinChronic 18
I've never heard of people swapping cocks before. Maybe I just don't get out enough.
OnlyTheDarkest 17
^ It's a very dangerous procedure. Have to have a lot of balls.to go through with it.
sweetbliss3 37
Two people don't usually kiss the same way, so hopefully she noticed and stopped.
olpally 33
She's pretty stupid isn't she? She can't remember you sitting right next to her? Lol. Pull her off him!
Warmonger_Smurf 29
OP's girlfriend: April fools belated April fools! He he he
gameover18 17
I'm so sorry for you man.
theofficialkumar 6
I hope the only reason why she did that was due to the fact that she mistook that guy for you :/
perdix 31
Maybe you're not right about who the wrong man is, man. You could be wrong, right?
threer 30
Now here's a real mindfuck. Or a tongue twister...
Ella_fml 17
She didn't notice? Perhaps she needs glasses. Sorry, OP
1dvs_bstd 41
Shoulda gone to specsavers!