Today, my girlfriend and I were at the movies. When the "love scene" came on, she leaned over and made out with the wrong man. FML
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Today, I went to the movies with my girlfriend. As I started putting my arm around her, I hit her in the face. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I went to the cinema. Or rather, she went with her other boyfriend, and I happened to see them there. FML
Today, I was watching a movie alone with my girlfriend. She shifted positions as I put my arm around her, and ended up kneeing me in the crotch and shouldering me in the throat simultaneously. FML
Today, I took my crush to see a movie. During the movie, I made a move and put my arm around her. As I reached over, my hand went straight into the popcorn tub, and I knocked it over. It spilled everywhere, all over her lap, all over me, and on the floor. I spent the next 15 minutes trying to clean up, while she awkwardly avoided eye contact. FML
Today, I asked a buddy of mine if he wanted to go see a movie. He said he was busy, so I decided to go alone. Midway through, the couple behind me was making out and kicking my seat. I turned around, and it's my ex-girlfriend making out with my buddy. FML
Today, my two friends and I went to the movies. One of my friends brought my crush. They started making out, leaning over the armrest, until they were practically in my lap. Saliva got on my arm. FML
Today, I took my girlfriend to a scary movie, hoping I could comfort her at a scary part. Instead when a scary part came on, she reacted by throwing up all over my lap and the person in front of us. FML
Today, my girlfriend decided that the best place to break up with me was during a movie about two couples breaking up. FML
Today, I went to the movies with a girl I like, then we went to grab a bite afterwards. She spent most of the time telling me how much she dislikes my best friend because he hooked up with a new girl. I then found out the two had been "talking" for a while. FML
Today, I went to the movies with my boyfriend. He went to get popcorn and I went to the bathroom. Thinking he had got back before me, I sat down next to him in the theater. I leaned in to kiss him, then realized it was some 70-year-oldish woman. FML
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Top comments
imtooshy 18
Oh boy! I hope it really was a legitimate mistake. How long before she realized it wasn't you?
PimpdaddyCJT 13
Well hopefully he wasn't a good kisser and they don't hit it off
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Comments (90)
ShoyuSauceSoup 26
I really hope she didn't do this on purpose. But it is really strange that she made out with the wrong guy (I assume that she knew where you were sitting).
RaeNiece1 15
I Hope She Quickly Realized It Wasn't You. Lol FYL.
soapmactavish82 8
That would be terribly awkward if she did it deliberately
theboy13 13
Now ex girlfriend?
ShakeDisPlace 10
That's when you lean over and make out with the wrong woman OP.
RedPillSucks 33
Unless there are guys on both sides of them. Awkward
danidanidani 10
When did she realize it wasn't you?
RedPillSucks 33
What's really going to screw you up is years later when she reminisces about being impregnated in that same movie theatre on the same night, and you don't remember being intimate with her.
brittyboo123 35
Hopefully it was an honest mistake.
IGaveRickUp 15
It's the effort that counts! :)
dangousity 21
Dump her lol
OnlyTheDarkest 17
Of course, 45, I Always dump my partners because of simple mistakes. It's just expected.
rompasaurus 8
I don't know how dark it gets in your cinemas, #47, but when I go to a movie I can see the faces of people five rows infront of me. So I doubt it was a 'simple mistake'. Aha
lectricpharaoh 9
Plus, they went to the movie as a couple. They were likely sharing popcorn and maybe a soda, chatting, maybe holding hands then she forgets which side he's on? I don't buy it.
rosenkrieger223 24
64 Makes some excellent points. After reading this whole mistake vs. on purpose debate and reading that comment, I'm not buying it either. I just wish OP would provide some more details.