Today, my girlfriend and I were at the movies. When the "love scene" came on, she leaned over and made out with the wrong man. FML
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Today, I went to the movies with my girlfriend. As I started putting my arm around her, I hit her in the face. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I went to the cinema. Or rather, she went with her other boyfriend, and I happened to see them there. FML
Today, I was watching a movie alone with my girlfriend. She shifted positions as I put my arm around her, and ended up kneeing me in the crotch and shouldering me in the throat simultaneously. FML
Today, I took my crush to see a movie. During the movie, I made a move and put my arm around her. As I reached over, my hand went straight into the popcorn tub, and I knocked it over. It spilled everywhere, all over her lap, all over me, and on the floor. I spent the next 15 minutes trying to clean up, while she awkwardly avoided eye contact. FML
Today, I asked a buddy of mine if he wanted to go see a movie. He said he was busy, so I decided to go alone. Midway through, the couple behind me was making out and kicking my seat. I turned around, and it's my ex-girlfriend making out with my buddy. FML
Today, my two friends and I went to the movies. One of my friends brought my crush. They started making out, leaning over the armrest, until they were practically in my lap. Saliva got on my arm. FML
Today, I took my girlfriend to a scary movie, hoping I could comfort her at a scary part. Instead when a scary part came on, she reacted by throwing up all over my lap and the person in front of us. FML
Today, my girlfriend decided that the best place to break up with me was during a movie about two couples breaking up. FML
Today, I went to the movies with a girl I like, then we went to grab a bite afterwards. She spent most of the time telling me how much she dislikes my best friend because he hooked up with a new girl. I then found out the two had been "talking" for a while. FML
Today, I went to the movies with my boyfriend. He went to get popcorn and I went to the bathroom. Thinking he had got back before me, I sat down next to him in the theater. I leaned in to kiss him, then realized it was some 70-year-oldish woman. FML
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imtooshy 18
Oh boy! I hope it really was a legitimate mistake. How long before she realized it wasn't you?
PimpdaddyCJT 13
Well hopefully he wasn't a good kisser and they don't hit it off
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Comments (90)
courtz94 24
It's one thing to turn the wrong way, but it's another to not realize that it's the wrong person she's making out with. Most people don't forget what side their bf/gf is on. I doubt this was an honest mistake.
graceinsheepwear 34
You need to develop a more unique and memorable kissing style, a signature great minty taste, or something, 'cause it sounds like you are blending in too much.
BaldoktheMystic 3
Are you sure that was on accident?
cottoncandymango 17
How does she just "makeout with the wrong man"? HOW?
graceinsheepwear 34
Next time make sure to make the first move.
Futacy 30
Date Nicki Minaj, they said. It will be fun, they said.
beautifulsoul89 11
Wow, how dumb of an "accident" is that. Really??? Shes either playing you for a fool or shes really THAT dumb..just saying..
gingerbeardyman 8
Yeah I don't think she forgot where you were sitting....
justmeCee 16
Your girlfriend sounds like a dumbass, but why would she want to make out just because a love scene came on? You paid you money to see a movie...watch the damn movie.
deadhead419 15
"Accident"