mylifesucks
Paris, France 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my girlfriend and I made love. She stared at her One Direction poster the whole time. FML
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ICantBelieveThis
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I had sex with my girlfriend in her room. That means: Jonas Brothers posters on the wall, Jonas Brothers pillows, sheets, comforter and stuffed dog. After we did it, she apologized to her posters for having to see that, since they're pure. FML
oops999
Downingtown, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Sounds hot
Today, my girlfriend and I were going to have sex. To set the mood, she suggested we watch a porno she once starred in. FML
anon
Lehigh Acres, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Nailed it
Today, my girlfriend and I were having sex. I guess she got bored because she started looking at her nails. FML
suxx
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Keep us posted
Today, I walked around for hours with a Post-it on my back reading, "I JUST HAD SEX!" My boyfriend stuck it on me. FML
Geez
Netherlands 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I finally got intimate with my girlfriend, the girl of my dreams. I undressed and, ready to step in bed with her, I see her staring at 'it'. Which was quickly followed by laughter. FML
Twilightsux
United States
Today, I found out that my girlfriend had replaced our picture in her locket for a picture of Taylor Lautner shirtless. FML
Ignitingmylightsaber
Australia 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my girlfriend and I had the weekend all to ourselves. On the second day, we finally got intimate, with me doing all she asked of her. In return for hard-work, she took my meat in her hand and started making lightsaber noises, before pronouncing "I don't see why people like it so much." FML
sadinthesack
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I was making love to my girlfriend and was pretty impressed with myself for lasting through multiple songs. Then I realized her ipod was playing a medley. I only lasted 3 1/2 minutes. FML
stopinthenameoflove
Dublin, Ireland
Today, my girlfriend thought it'd be witty to buy a miniature stop sign, and hold it up when she gets bored during sex. FML
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
Zigazig Ah
Today, I walked in on my fiancé while he was masturbating to the Spice Girls movie. FML
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cricketsins 36
Well, since apparently that kind of behavior is acceptable, I would take this opportunity to put a poster of someone you find attractive on your wall for the same purpose. Seems fair to me.
transcedental 18
Aw, honey, that sucks. I am sorry. But on the other hand if you have a girlfriend that's into OD, isn't she too young to be doing it? *cough*
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Comments (178)
zeusnz 1
if she has a onedirection poster then she not old enough to make love u firty dog u ;D
icepick23 12
Why does it matter? At least she let you have sex with her.
missyb94 6
You should replace it with a poster of Nicholas Cage
RoaRawR 6
One Diraction? Hi am chris hansome, please take a seat
MaryPoppins88 14
If your girlfriend still likes One Direction don't you think she's a little young to be having sex?
cbhoward1998 8
if you have a one direction poster on your wall, then you are too young for sexual intercourse
SureLook 1
Try having sex with a grown up.....it's more fun and you won't get arrested!
kbolt89 5
If she has a one direction poster, she is either probably too young to be having sex in the first place, or way too immature if she is over 18.
Zay135 1
I'd say she's a keeper! Marry her!
4EverMarie 24
Uhm how old are you guys for her to have a 1D poster?