Today, my girlfriend and I got in an argument so intense that she left saying that we needed to spend some time apart. The argument was over what was the best PIXAR movie. FML
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Today, my girlfriend decided that the best place to break up with me was during a movie about two couples breaking up. FML
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FFML_314 12
I would like to know what your guys choices were? If she said Toy Story and you disagreed, you deserve it!
Koot_fml 0
the correct answer is The Incredibles.
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Comments (116)
ollie415 10
We all know the Toy Story movies are the best PIXAR films of all time
1121osu2110 0
are u gay?! this sounds like an arrgument my wife n I would fight about! ps my wife thinks your a girl aswell! lol
dudeitsdanny 10
So if a man who likes PIXAR movies is gay.. Shall we assume you and your wife like to belch at monster truck rallies in flannel shirts, because you're lesbians? Yep. I went there. Nothing worse than an ignorant bigot who is part of the minority they're drawing conclusions about.
hhhiii 0
114 ftw!!
shananigans 0
Second that, 114!
AbsoluteTurtle 0
114 win
sosadrightnow 4
Why is this in intimacy!?
RyNo24 4
toy story
8229 0
toy story.
dannyswin 0
it's a tie between Toy Story 3 and Finding Nemo
StitchedBear 0
aww sorry OP, sometimes conversations can get very out of hand. Me & my boyfriend were fighting about riding shotgun the other day.. as if we're siblings. It happens haha
StitchedBear 0
and by the way, it's Finding Nemo. But just agree with her, it's not something worth arguing over. pick your battles.
StitchedBear 0
and by the way, it's Finding Nemo. But just agree with her, it's not something worth arguing over. pick your battles.
Zacham 5
toy story duh. followed by finding nemo then up