Today, my girlfriend and I got in an argument so intense that she left saying that we needed to spend some time apart. The argument was over what was the best PIXAR movie. FML
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FFML_314 12
I would like to know what your guys choices were? If she said Toy Story and you disagreed, you deserve it!
Koot_fml 0
the correct answer is The Incredibles.
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Comments (116)
destonerock 0
that's just f'k'n lame...I'm not shure why I'm commenting, now I'm lame for commenting.., thanks.., I guys deserve each other ..
iJamesJamesable 0
this one mad my day lol
Richisme 0
both of u are corny
fmlissoooooofked 0
there was corn in my poop this morning
cusof 0
I bet some things happened before the argument, if not you D I
I_have_no_clue 0
NERDS
Quest_ 13
You deserve it if you think the argument was actually over Pixar movies.
angel55033 12
it's always more than that
sourgirl101 29
Angel, is it true that women that have lower back tattooes will not be able to receive an epidural? I just heard of it and saw your tattoo. (It's beautiful btw.)
monnanon 14
as far as I am aware its not true. I've heard that rumor too but i cant think why its supposed to not be possible. Maybe something to do with scar tissue or pushing ink through into the spine but as long as its not a very new tattoo it should be fine.
RedPillSucks 33
That's a nice tattoo, but it gives the guy too much to look at while he's back there doin' the do.... (Hey, if I wanted to go to a museum, I'd go to the museum!!!)
sourgirl101 29
Angel, is it true that women that have lower back tattooes will not be able to receive an epidural? I just heard of it and saw your tattoo. (It's beautiful btw.)
perdix 31
Does anyone else it a bit ironic that this post is classified in "Intimacy" when it's a debate about G-rated (maybe some PG?) movies? This is supposed to be the dirty section!