Today, my girlfriend was watching an online video by some vegan...

By Socialidiot - 22/06/2019 04:35

Today, my girlfriend was watching an online video by some vegan girl with a bad fringe talking about bulk buying food to stay healthy. My immediate remark was, "Bulk buy a new fringe, bitch." It went very quiet before my girlfriend replied, "That's my sister." FML

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By meat lover - 27/09/2022 15:30

Today, my girlfriend woke me up by saying, "Good morning! We're going to be vegans from now on." FML

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By blondetergent - 20/06/2011 08:12 - Singapore

Today, I told my girlfriend that I'm a vegan. She replied, "So, you're allergic to meat?" FML

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By Anonymous - 17/04/2013 23:01 - United States - Bristol

Today, my girlfriend told me that she's a lesbian. And that she could only stay with me because I had a "girly face and voice". She also admitted to having a crush on my sister. FML

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Neverending cycle

By Eiblake13 - 07/01/2024 03:00 - United States

Today, my girlfriend threw a bitch fit about her clothes not fitting and how she’s “so fat” to the point of storming out of the house when I asked her to please calm down. Just a couple of hours earlier, we'd ordered food and she ordered a salad, then asked to trade my burger and fries with her. FML

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Picture perfect

By anonymous - 23/03/2009 19:22 - United States

Today, I was having lunch with my sister and my mother. While my mom was busy ordering food, my sister said to me, "Look at this!" then contorted her face so that she had a double chin. My mother looked over and said to her, "Stop making fun of your sister!" FML

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By Cow lover - 12/10/2016 14:13 - United States - Schenectady

Today, my girlfriend of five months told me that she had booked us reservations to our town's Halloween barbecue party. When I reminded her that I'm vegan, she told me she specifically got the reservations to help me to quit my "stupid fad". Weird, I never knew being a devout Hindu was a fad. FML

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Doggy dog world

By wouaf - 29/05/2015 04:19 - France - Voiron

Today, I was out shopping with my little sister. I wanted to try something on, so I put my bag in front of a changing room and jokingly told her to bark if someone came near. She ended up biting a lady who was trying to get into one of the changing rooms. FML

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Go vegan!

By Anonymous - 30/09/2023 20:00

Today, my sister is furious with me and said i will never see my nieces again. Last weekend, while I babysat for her, I taught them the meaning of veganism and animal rights, even showing them a few videos about the meat and dairy industry, and how the animals are kept and treated. Now she won’t speak to me. FML

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By lilsis - 31/01/2010 05:38 - Australia

Today, my sister asked me if any of my family members had commented on my recent weight gain. I told her no not really. Her reply? "They must just being saying it behind your back then." FML

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By Anonymous - 10/12/2012 18:09 - United States - Victorville

Today, my girlfriend felt bad about a rude comment she made to me, and asked me to insult her in return. I told her she was getting fat. Wrong move; now she's not speaking to me. FML

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TomeDr 24

Saturday 22 June 2019 4:39

Rule of thumb: do not call ANY woman a bitch, especially one you don’t know. You’ll get in less trouble that way.

INDYSTRUCTABLE 43

Saturday 22 June 2019 5:23

soooooo... you didn't know your "girlfriend" had a sister?

Comments

TomeDr 24

Saturday 22 June 2019 4:39

Rule of thumb: do not call ANY woman a bitch, especially one you don’t know. You’ll get in less trouble that way.

Helmut Arias Rodriguez 21

Saturday 22 June 2019 4:43

I don’t blame you

skippydoda 32

Saturday 22 June 2019 4:55

Don't insult women in front of other women... Doesn't end well.

bluhbluhbluh 14

Saturday 22 June 2019 17:13

how about... Don't insult anybody infront of anybody?

INDYSTRUCTABLE 43

Saturday 22 June 2019 5:23

soooooo... you didn't know your "girlfriend" had a sister?

alycion 38

Saturday 22 June 2019 10:12

Even if you know someone you are with has a sibling, doesn’t mean you know what they look like if you haven’t met them. Sisters don’t often do themselves up to video chat together like they would for going out or taking pictures. And with some girls, there is a huge difference in appearance.

RichardPencil 30

Saturday 22 June 2019 6:52

“Well, your hair is much better!” That’s how to recover.

1known 30

Saturday 22 June 2019 7:32

Yeah, cause calling her sister bitch is totally fine. :D

Mungolikecandy 19

Saturday 22 June 2019 8:17

Ironically you were being bitchy when calling someone a bitch, A total YDI.

thelittlem 15

Saturday 22 June 2019 9:41

Sounds like you haven't been together very long.

sallygee 9

Saturday 22 June 2019 18:18

well...you seem like a fun person.

Sinshine 28

Saturday 22 June 2019 18:56

Why would you needlessly insult anything your girlfriend seems to like watching? That's just begging for trouble.

TxKitten79 10

Sunday 23 June 2019 20:37

My husband and I playfully insult shows/movies/videos one of us likes if the other doesn't. Just cause you're dating someone doesn't mean you have to like EVERYTHING they watch. And anyone who says they do is b.s.ing.

Sinshine 28

Sunday 23 June 2019 20:44

It's not about liking everything the other likes but you don't just randomly call someone your partner seems to enjoy names when you don't know anything about them. This isn't "Man this show sucks", it's "some video by some vegan girl" where he's randomly insulting the video host without having the slightest clue about it

TxKitten79 10

Sunday 23 June 2019 20:38

My husband and I playfully insult shows/movies/videos one of us likes if the other doesn't. Just cause you're dating someone doesn't mean you have to like EVERYTHING they watch.