Today, my future mother-in-law gave me advice on life. One piece of advice was that I should leave her son. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, my future mother-in-law finally admitted that I'm "not the girl for her son" and that she will do anything to break us up. FML
Today, my mother in law accidentally cc'd me on an email she was sending to my husband, telling him that his youth is fleeting and that he should leave me while he still has time. FML
Menace 2 society
Today, my future mother-in-law started shit-talking me on Facebook, and we got into a heated argument. She called me later in the day, saying I'll be lucky if I ever marry her son and that, "You'll suffer to your last breath." I'm now terrified to set foot outside. FML
Family Ties
Today, my future mother-in-law blamed me for the death of her husband because I should have taken him to the ER when she didn't feel like it. She then blamed me for her getting a new boyfriend less than two months later and making her son hate her when she insisted he call the guy "Dad". FML
Today, I met my future mother-in-law. All went well; she complimented my dress, and I complimented her haircut. Then she and her son had a screaming match over how our children will be fat because of their mother. FML
Breaking news
Today, I was reading through a local wedding mag's advice page. A mother-in-law to be was writing about how to handle wanting her son to break off his engagement. I thought, "Wow. That must suck. I'm glad I like my mother-in-law to be." And then I saw her name. FML
Today, my mother-in-law told my fiancé that I had to leave and wasn’t allowed to live there anymore. I own the house. She’s mad because I locked the door so she couldn't walk in anytime she wanted. FML
Today, I learned that if you complain to your mom about your future mother-in-law's bitchiness, your overprotective mom might confront her about it and end up punching her in the face. My fiancée blames me for the incident. FML
Mommy's boy
Today, my awful future daughter-in-law went off on me and said that I'm just jealous that she's marrying my son and I'm not. Furious, I told my husband, expecting him to side with me, but all he said was, "Well… are you?" FML
Tactfully, no
Today, my mother-in-law asked if she could move in with us. FML
Top comments
paradox1234 1
She should leave you alone. :)
yamatelle 19
You know what they say; God couldn't be everywhere, so he created mothers. Then, devil thought that he couldn't be everywhere so, he created mother-in-laws. Tell her that you know it's not her talking, but her demons. Then start yelling,"**** you, demons! I hope you choke on a dick and die." Or you could just confront her about her bitchy attitude.
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mikeeg 0
Talk to the parents and your fiancé. Then, if they still don't like you too bad for them. Marry him if ya love him!
Btreasure 8
Maybe she meant her other son
Btreasure 8
Maybe she meant her other son
krysxkatastrophe 14
Maybe she's warning you that he's a bad husband behind your back?
starfleet9 9
Sounds like my mother in law! My husband doesn't speak to her anymore..
mariazzz 5
The way I read it is that she's trying to protect you and she's warning you about him. Maybe he's cheated or still is? I had a best friend of mine that this happened to as well. The mother loved the girlfriend and warned her numerously. She thought she was too good for him. Turned out he was cheating on her left right and centre... Needless to say she left him and still has the mother as a good friend...
ecfrost 4
My grandmother gave the same advice to my Mom and, quite honestly, my grandmother thought she was issuing a legit warning since my father had already been divorced. Almost 30 years later and it's obvious that was the wrong advice. Ignore her :)
SammySteel 6
And then you told her to shove her advice where the sun don't shine. Well I'm hoping you did
Never_tell_1999 0
You might need to listen to her especially if the other advice she gave you made sense. She may be looking out for you and know that you're too good for her son.
iPoopChickens 0
Wow... Is he that bad?
Cheylea 10
I'm sorry OP, but is your name Rosa? If not, I truly am sorry! If it is, hahaha I love it (: