Today, my future mother-in-law gave me advice on life. One piece of advice was that I should leave her son. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, my future mother-in-law finally admitted that I'm "not the girl for her son" and that she will do anything to break us up. FML
Today, my mother in law accidentally cc'd me on an email she was sending to my husband, telling him that his youth is fleeting and that he should leave me while he still has time. FML
Menace 2 society
Today, my future mother-in-law started shit-talking me on Facebook, and we got into a heated argument. She called me later in the day, saying I'll be lucky if I ever marry her son and that, "You'll suffer to your last breath." I'm now terrified to set foot outside. FML
Family Ties
Today, my future mother-in-law blamed me for the death of her husband because I should have taken him to the ER when she didn't feel like it. She then blamed me for her getting a new boyfriend less than two months later and making her son hate her when she insisted he call the guy "Dad". FML
Today, I met my future mother-in-law. All went well; she complimented my dress, and I complimented her haircut. Then she and her son had a screaming match over how our children will be fat because of their mother. FML
Breaking news
Today, I was reading through a local wedding mag's advice page. A mother-in-law to be was writing about how to handle wanting her son to break off his engagement. I thought, "Wow. That must suck. I'm glad I like my mother-in-law to be." And then I saw her name. FML
Today, my mother-in-law told my fiancé that I had to leave and wasn’t allowed to live there anymore. I own the house. She’s mad because I locked the door so she couldn't walk in anytime she wanted. FML
Today, I learned that if you complain to your mom about your future mother-in-law's bitchiness, your overprotective mom might confront her about it and end up punching her in the face. My fiancée blames me for the incident. FML
Mommy's boy
Today, my awful future daughter-in-law went off on me and said that I'm just jealous that she's marrying my son and I'm not. Furious, I told my husband, expecting him to side with me, but all he said was, "Well… are you?" FML
Tactfully, no
Today, my mother-in-law asked if she could move in with us. FML
Top comments
paradox1234 1
She should leave you alone. :)
yamatelle 19
You know what they say; God couldn't be everywhere, so he created mothers. Then, devil thought that he couldn't be everywhere so, he created mother-in-laws. Tell her that you know it's not her talking, but her demons. Then start yelling,"**** you, demons! I hope you choke on a dick and die." Or you could just confront her about her bitchy attitude.
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LiL_Dub 2
Haha my mother-in-law told me the same thing before I married my husband....I should've listened. (I love her lol)
LuckyStar86 0
Mine said the same thing, turns out she was right. So I did, and I'm glad I did. Her son was the biggest douche in the world and she knew it.
GoneClubbin 9
Mothers know best!
MyF_ckingLuck 0
RUN FOR YOUR LIFE. women like that never stop.. you're going to hate her before too long.
happy_dino 6
That's what all mother in laws say... They're just not ready to give away their son to someone they believe will break his heart in the sometime, soon nearby future.
justbigbs 6
Sounds like she wants to make you miserable, well if you pan to stay with the guy better get a house away from her
AlikeSeeker9 10
Omg my boyfriend mom n his dad wants me to run away with my bf, my mom dont want us to last; my mother, her mother in law told her to leave my dad before they got married n she said she wonders why she never listened to her xD
AlikeSeeker9 10
Omg my boyfriend mom n his dad wants me to run away with my bf, my mom dont want us to last; my mother, her mother in law told her to leave my dad before they got married n she said she wonders why she never listened to her xD
daydreamer244 13
well...then I guess she wouldn't really be your future mother in law......
badactor009 0
Think bout her credibility and also consider if she has an alternative agenda. Then evaluate if you should consider her advice. The last thing you want is to be looking at yourself in the mirror two years from now knowing she was right.