andy1r
Bolivia
Today, my future mother-in-law gave me advice on life. One piece of advice was that I should leave her son. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
mlove
United States
Today, my future mother-in-law finally admitted that I'm "not the girl for her son" and that she will do anything to break us up. FML
Anonymous
Irving, United States
Today, my mother in law accidentally cc'd me on an email she was sending to my husband, telling him that his youth is fleeting and that he should leave me while he still has time. FML
Anonymous
United States
Menace 2 society
Today, my future mother-in-law started shit-talking me on Facebook, and we got into a heated argument. She called me later in the day, saying I'll be lucky if I ever marry her son and that, "You'll suffer to your last breath." I'm now terrified to set foot outside. FML
Anonymous
Family Ties
Today, my future mother-in-law blamed me for the death of her husband because I should have taken him to the ER when she didn't feel like it. She then blamed me for her getting a new boyfriend less than two months later and making her son hate her when she insisted he call the guy "Dad". FML
Anonymous
Houston, United States
Today, I met my future mother-in-law. All went well; she complimented my dress, and I complimented her haircut. Then she and her son had a screaming match over how our children will be fat because of their mother. FML
Anonymous
United States
Breaking news
Today, I was reading through a local wedding mag's advice page. A mother-in-law to be was writing about how to handle wanting her son to break off his engagement. I thought, "Wow. That must suck. I'm glad I like my mother-in-law to be." And then I saw her name. FML
shadow
Osceola, United States
Today, my mother-in-law told my fiancé that I had to leave and wasn’t allowed to live there anymore. I own the house. She’s mad because I locked the door so she couldn't walk in anytime she wanted. FML
Anonymous
Yorba Linda, United States
Today, I learned that if you complain to your mom about your future mother-in-law's bitchiness, your overprotective mom might confront her about it and end up punching her in the face. My fiancée blames me for the incident. FML
Anonymous
United States
Mommy's boy
Today, my awful future daughter-in-law went off on me and said that I'm just jealous that she's marrying my son and I'm not. Furious, I told my husband, expecting him to side with me, but all he said was, "Well… are you?" FML
anonymous
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
United States
Tactfully, no
Today, my mother-in-law asked if she could move in with us. FML
Top comments
paradox1234 1
She should leave you alone. :)
yamatelle 19
You know what they say; God couldn't be everywhere, so he created mothers. Then, devil thought that he couldn't be everywhere so, he created mother-in-laws. Tell her that you know it's not her talking, but her demons. Then start yelling,"**** you, demons! I hope you choke on a dick and die." Or you could just confront her about her bitchy attitude.
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thetreesaregreen 3
Sometimes I am afraid that my boyfriends mother tells me the same thing. So that's why I always sing along with the radio in the mornings when she drives me to school.
MellyLuck1484 7
sometimes that is good advice.... That's what my grandmother told my mom, she wishes she had listened. He may be her angel, but he might have an evil side only she sees yet as well.
nm1545 9
Mama knows best.... Sometimes