andy1r
Bolivia
Today, my future mother-in-law gave me advice on life. One piece of advice was that I should leave her son. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
mlove
United States
Today, my future mother-in-law finally admitted that I'm "not the girl for her son" and that she will do anything to break us up. FML
Anonymous
Irving, United States
Today, my mother in law accidentally cc'd me on an email she was sending to my husband, telling him that his youth is fleeting and that he should leave me while he still has time. FML
Anonymous
United States
Menace 2 society
Today, my future mother-in-law started shit-talking me on Facebook, and we got into a heated argument. She called me later in the day, saying I'll be lucky if I ever marry her son and that, "You'll suffer to your last breath." I'm now terrified to set foot outside. FML
Anonymous
Family Ties
Today, my future mother-in-law blamed me for the death of her husband because I should have taken him to the ER when she didn't feel like it. She then blamed me for her getting a new boyfriend less than two months later and making her son hate her when she insisted he call the guy "Dad". FML
Anonymous
Houston, United States
Today, I met my future mother-in-law. All went well; she complimented my dress, and I complimented her haircut. Then she and her son had a screaming match over how our children will be fat because of their mother. FML
Anonymous
United States
Breaking news
Today, I was reading through a local wedding mag's advice page. A mother-in-law to be was writing about how to handle wanting her son to break off his engagement. I thought, "Wow. That must suck. I'm glad I like my mother-in-law to be." And then I saw her name. FML
shadow
Osceola, United States
Today, my mother-in-law told my fiancé that I had to leave and wasn’t allowed to live there anymore. I own the house. She’s mad because I locked the door so she couldn't walk in anytime she wanted. FML
Anonymous
Yorba Linda, United States
Today, I learned that if you complain to your mom about your future mother-in-law's bitchiness, your overprotective mom might confront her about it and end up punching her in the face. My fiancée blames me for the incident. FML
Anonymous
United States
Mommy's boy
Today, my awful future daughter-in-law went off on me and said that I'm just jealous that she's marrying my son and I'm not. Furious, I told my husband, expecting him to side with me, but all he said was, "Well… are you?" FML
anonymous
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
United States
Tactfully, no
Today, my mother-in-law asked if she could move in with us. FML
Top comments
paradox1234 1
She should leave you alone. :)
yamatelle 19
You know what they say; God couldn't be everywhere, so he created mothers. Then, devil thought that he couldn't be everywhere so, he created mother-in-laws. Tell her that you know it's not her talking, but her demons. Then start yelling,"**** you, demons! I hope you choke on a dick and die." Or you could just confront her about her bitchy attitude.
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Comments (104)
Buttsexpirate 9
She should mind her own damn business
siickman 7
Idk sounds like good advice to me... But then again im only 15 >_
Joshoa123 16
What a bitch.
saIty 17
Tell her to take her advice, and shove it up her butt.
kateheartswaffle 0
Bitch-slap her.
zeiss24 7
OP would have so many more problems if she listened to you. Don't give advice.
Joey44 15
My first thought was, if even the guy's own mother is telling her to leave him that's got to be a sign something's wrong. But looking at the comments I seem to be in a minority on this one.
Jaxx66 21
It's not a sign of much really. Moms do that. My mom tried running off my BF too xD. But she was funny about it.
KiddNYC1O 22
Are you Teresa??
ikickgingers 15
No
mistersheezy 7
She may know something you don't about your fiancee.
batman_516 9
Or she may just be a nasty bitch. Look where speculation gets us.
ScarletBloom 14
She indirectly trying to tell you to leave her house.
ikickgingers 15
Or she's saying her son is a dick and she can do better
Zaffro 8
Meh mother in laws are always a pain chin up and battle on! Good luck with the wedding too it's your day make sure the witch doesn't ruin in!!
poorjudgement 26
Isn't the fact that most of daughters-in-law will be once mothers-in-law? There are nice and not so nice people, but there should be no generalization of this type. Could it be just remotely possible that future d.i.l. out of her own prejudices toward the standard idea of m.i.l. gave her future one reasons to doubt her qualities? And vice versa. In this particular case we know very little about either woman, so there really could be a monster unleashed, but in most cases where those two can't stand each other, outside of their own horrible relation, both women are decent persons.