Today, my future mother-in-law gave me advice on life. One piece of advice was that I should leave her son. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Today, my future mother-in-law finally admitted that I'm "not the girl for her son" and that she will do anything to break us up. FML
Today, my mother in law accidentally cc'd me on an email she was sending to my husband, telling him that his youth is fleeting and that he should leave me while he still has time. FML
Menace 2 society
Today, my future mother-in-law started shit-talking me on Facebook, and we got into a heated argument. She called me later in the day, saying I'll be lucky if I ever marry her son and that, "You'll suffer to your last breath." I'm now terrified to set foot outside. FML
Family Ties
Today, my future mother-in-law blamed me for the death of her husband because I should have taken him to the ER when she didn't feel like it. She then blamed me for her getting a new boyfriend less than two months later and making her son hate her when she insisted he call the guy "Dad". FML
Today, I met my future mother-in-law. All went well; she complimented my dress, and I complimented her haircut. Then she and her son had a screaming match over how our children will be fat because of their mother. FML
Breaking news
Today, I was reading through a local wedding mag's advice page. A mother-in-law to be was writing about how to handle wanting her son to break off his engagement. I thought, "Wow. That must suck. I'm glad I like my mother-in-law to be." And then I saw her name. FML
Today, my mother-in-law told my fiancé that I had to leave and wasn’t allowed to live there anymore. I own the house. She’s mad because I locked the door so she couldn't walk in anytime she wanted. FML
Today, I learned that if you complain to your mom about your future mother-in-law's bitchiness, your overprotective mom might confront her about it and end up punching her in the face. My fiancée blames me for the incident. FML
Mommy's boy
Today, my awful future daughter-in-law went off on me and said that I'm just jealous that she's marrying my son and I'm not. Furious, I told my husband, expecting him to side with me, but all he said was, "Well… are you?" FML
Tactfully, no
Today, my mother-in-law asked if she could move in with us. FML
Top comments
paradox1234 1
She should leave you alone. :)
yamatelle 19
You know what they say; God couldn't be everywhere, so he created mothers. Then, devil thought that he couldn't be everywhere so, he created mother-in-laws. Tell her that you know it's not her talking, but her demons. Then start yelling,"**** you, demons! I hope you choke on a dick and die." Or you could just confront her about her bitchy attitude.
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Jaxx66 21
Yar. I've been with my BF for nearly 8 years. For the first 3 years she tried running me off, thankfully she gave up. Don't let it get too you OP, if she's really bad just plan Christmas around your family. :)
LoveYouBabyBoys 8
LOL !
perdix 31
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JustDannyG 0
Come on OP, obviously your husband was a mommas boy. You should've anticipated this was going to happen! You should send her pictures of you guys being romantic though! =) haha that'll throw her in a rage!
FaceCramps 4
ask her to mind her own business!!!!'
ReynshineCutting 10
Well if you don't have a career or a degree and will spend the rest of your life working dead end jobs and live paycheck to paycheck, then she could be worried about her son's financial future. Money problems are the number one reason for divorce and she could be trying to spare her son that pain of you can't pull your weight financially. She shouldn't have said anything to you though. If anything she should've said it to her son.
jayAZ 3
Today u disagree, ten years from now...she'll be right.
jewelsfml 0
I say this woman is gonna torment u if u marry her son til the day she dies...my advice is make sure he's gonna support u and not side w her or else ur marriage will fail. my mil sucks but my hubby is there for me...my sis however, her hubby sides w his mom no matter what and its hurting them more than u know. good luck!
KYLAisaBITCH 4
Try having the mother-in-law live with you. My mother in law has been living with us for 8 months and she was supposed to only be here for a month, now we have plans to move out of the house, which she has to go too, and she is begging my husband for us to stay longer.. In all of her months living here she has just now paid part of the bills because I lost my job.
loserman67 36
I guess the question here is, does she want you to leave him because she doesn't like you or is it because she is trying to protect you... If the two of you love each other, well then get married s long as he is the right guy that will protect and support you. Is he momma's only son? Maybe that's why, she sees you as stealing her baby boy away. Just make sure he's not a "momma's boy" that is going to call home everyday needing to hear momma's voice. She'll come around I promise. But if it's because he's a baad guy, get away, get away now. If momma is willing to tell you that her own son is no good, heed that advice. But as always, take into consideration the really importnt things: 1. Is he hung like a moose or a mouse -- if the answer is moose - stay 2. Does he have a long, strong tongue and can he breath through his ears - if yes - stay 3. If he focuses on your pleasure in bed -- stay 4. If all he desires are blow jobs and anal -- that's your call.. Good luck!
lovefml987 1
Ok so let me ask this Does he do drugs, have a job, beat you ??? Both my mom and me told my ex sister in law the same thing because my brother is a coke head and beat her and they have 2 kids together so it was for the best To all others who say mil is trolling maybe think outside the box she may be better off without him