Today, my friend took our prank war too far when he secretly added peanuts to my food. I have a peanut allergy. FML
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Today, I decided it would be funny to give my friend a peanut that had fallen on the floor. I hid it in his food, and started laughing when he ate it. It turns out he is allergic to peanuts. His family hates me now. FML
Today, I had an asthma attack. I grabbed my inhaler and found peanut butter on it. I'm extremely allergic to peanuts. FML
Today, I had to go to the ER because of a terrible allergic reaction I had to the cookies my "friend" made for me. She assured me several times that there were no nuts in them. Turns out, she put nuts in them on purpose, to see whether or not I was really allergic. FML
Today, my boyfriend’s mom fed me a new dish containing peanuts, knowing full well I’m severely allergic. According to her, her ancestors “cured” allergies by exposing the person to the allergen. I went into anaphylactic shock. FML
Today, at work a customer bitched me out for not explicitly telling her that our peanut butter pancakes contain real peanut butter. She's threatening to sue because she's allergic to peanuts. FML
Today, my little brother gave me an open jar of peanut butter for my birthday. I'm deathly allergic, and he knows it. Despite his maniacal grin and snickering, my parents said it was an innocent mistake, and grounded me for yelling at him. FML
Today, tired of my roommate’s constant stealing of my food, I decided to get back at him by hiding a small amount of hot sauce in his sandwich, thinking it would be a funny prank. When he took a huge bite, he immediately started choking and running to the bathroom. I later found out he's allergic to spicy food. FML
Today, I had a serious allergic reaction to the food I ate at a Chinese restaurant that supposedly didn't contain peanuts. According to my waitress, peanut oil "doesn't count". FML
Today, I grabbed a box of my favorite granola bars, the only flavor the brand makes without nuts, which I'm severely allergic to. A visit to the ER after my throat closed up told me that I'd missed the notice on the shelf, warning that they're now making them with peanuts. FML
Today, I went for a jog. While passing by my neighbor's house, their six year old son started throwing peanuts at me screaming, "I hope this kills you!" because I'm allergic to peanuts. FML
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Top comments
TanzWolf 26
If he didn't know, then it's be funny, but if he knew.... Well, **** him.
ermegehrd 3
That's awful! Hope you're ok.. Add lube to his food.
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Comments (80)
Anony2014 10
As someone with a peanut allergy, I actually got angry reading this. I think it's time to find a new friend. Perhaps one that won't end up killing you.
pratikp03 22
Time to get even
Scorpio1691 29
Depending on severity, peanut allergies can kill. you actually suggesting a similar response?
devildog562 33
Epinephrine stat! Hopefully you didn't go anaphylactic op. This is one of the few times I'll say it and mean it, punch that asshole in the face. Twice.
redneck66 11
your comment hurt my brain. thumbs down. it has like 30 letter words.
BrotherPhil 35
Floccinaucinihilipilificator.
JamesMBu 2
If he definitely knew you need to pick better friends
derpina72 23
That's not even a prank, that's just a dick-head thing to do.
glabberfasted 16
It's attempted murder, technically.
sweetnsourrr 11
Your friend is an idiot, he could have killed you. I would have stopped talking to him after that.
lowkeybelieber 7
He's probably nuts
natyemi15 15
I feel your pain, my teacher did something similar: She thought it'd be hilarious to mix m&m's with Reese's pieces... My throat almost closed completely. Hilarious right?
redneck66 11
Did you sue?!
natyemi15 15
No, I could've made a killing. But it was unintentional so I forgave her...
ahippienamedrae 10
Hope you had your epi-pen D: Your story reminded me of when my friend's mom spiked someone's brownies with laxatives as a joke, and then she told her daughter and her friends that story while they were eating brownies fresh out of the oven. It's just cruel
dunicha 20
Where I come from giving someone something you know they are allergic to is assault. Take your prank war one step further by having him arrested.