Today, my friend took me and a bunch of other guys out to a nice dinner. This was his way to say thank you for helping him move to a new apartment. He got the cheque, excused himself to go to the restroom and never came back to pay. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I took a friend out for what I thought was date. After dinner was over and I paid, she pulled the bill out and wrote her name phone number on it for the waiter. FML
Today, I went to dinner with an amazing guy. At the end he said he had to go to the washroom. 15 min later he was still MIA, so I figured he'd ditched me with the bill. I paid and left. 10 min later he texted me, asking where I was. Turns out he hadn't ditched me. He was having "stomach issues." FML
Today, I told a guy that I only see him as a friend. He ordered separate checks because, “I’m not giving boyfriend benefits to a girl who won’t make me one.” I hadn’t brought my card because he always pays for my meal. The restaurant held my phone as collateral until I Ubered 10 miles away to get my card. FML
Today, I went to a restaurant with my boyfriend. After dessert, he went to the bathroom so I quickly called the waiter over and paid the bill, thinking it was a nice gesture. When he returned, he broke up with me for "emasculating" him. FML
Today, I went on a date with a guy who seemed to be quite the gentleman. I was proven wrong when he told me to "shut it" during dinner, stiffed me on the bill, and then left me at the restaurant so he could get his own taxi home. FML
Today, I took a taxi ride with my friends. As we were getting out, I paid the taxi driver. With a grin, he drove away fast. It turns out my friend had already paid. FML
Today, I went on a dinner date with the guy I like. He ate all his food then started eating off my plate, going on to eat over half of my food. When the bill came, he made me pay for it. FML
Today, I went on a date with a guy that I have been crushing on for 2 years. At the end of the date he tells me that he is moving away and as his going away present, I could pay for dinner. FML
Today, my friends took me out to the most expensive restaurant in town to celebrate my promotion, we ordered everything with expensive drinks too. They 'took a smoke break' and left me with the bill. FML
Today, I treated my boyfriend to an expensive dinner using the last of my paycheck. I had to excuse myself to the bathroom a few minutes in. I came back to find my plate empty. His excuse was, "I didn't want the food to get cold." FML
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mrbattleman 10
nice friend you've got there
Buttsexpirate 9
That's true friendship right there bro.
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Comments (181)
yourlifeisbetter_fml 0
Time for a chew and screw...
Tanny91 0
Egg his apartment
shaniqwa 0
**check
DocBastard 40
Can everyone please listen before another idiot "corrects" the spelling of "cheque": "Cheque" is the British English spelling, and "check" is the American English spelling. Both are correct. Therefore, neither one is incorrect. Ok? Can we all move on with our pathetic lives? Thanks.
Okayitwasme 0
That is the french spelling of cheque!!!! I should know I'm Canadian!
Okayitwasme 0
I know it says English, but if you go to the French dictionary and type the English wrd CHECK it translates to CHEQUE with French symbol.
BubblyTiara 0
Like a boss
raphanne_fml 33
Like a douche.
Icecream93 4
Maybe he shat his pants because he went too late and escaped through the toilet window because he was too embarrassed?
thinkingatheist 8
Now help him move out of the city.
Guitar360 4
Bahahaha classic
crazytiger345 0
THUG LIFE.
aprilvictoria26 0
thats exactly what happens on "that '70s show"