Money: Today, my friend took me and a bunch of other guys out to a nice...

By moodyreallyrocks - 01/11/2011 16:18 - United States

Today, my friend took me and a bunch of other guys out to a nice dinner. This was his way to say thank you for helping him move to a new apartment. He got the cheque, excused himself to go to the restroom and never came back to pay. FML

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By Noname - 16/02/2009 06:41 - United States

Today, I took a friend out for what I thought was date. After dinner was over and I paid, she pulled the bill out and wrote her name phone number on it for the waiter. FML

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By oops - 30/07/2012 00:25 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I went to dinner with an amazing guy. At the end he said he had to go to the washroom. 15 min later he was still MIA, so I figured he'd ditched me with the bill. I paid and left. 10 min later he texted me, asking where I was. Turns out he hadn't ditched me. He was having "stomach issues." FML

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By Clementine - 27/11/2012 11:36 - Australia - Saint Kilda

Today, I went to a restaurant with my boyfriend. After dessert, he went to the bathroom so I quickly called the waiter over and paid the bill, thinking it was a nice gesture. When he returned, he broke up with me for "emasculating" him. FML

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By OhDear - 24/02/2011 20:03 - United Kingdom

Today, I went on a date with a guy who seemed to be quite the gentleman. I was proven wrong when he told me to "shut it" during dinner, stiffed me on the bill, and then left me at the restaurant so he could get his own taxi home. FML

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By stevenr579 - 23/01/2013 23:33 - Canada - North Vancouver

Today, I took a taxi ride with my friends. As we were getting out, I paid the taxi driver. With a grin, he drove away fast. It turns out my friend had already paid. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/03/2011 16:07 - Canada

Today, I went on a dinner date with the guy I like. He ate all his food then started eating off my plate, going on to eat over half of my food. When the bill came, he made me pay for it. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/02/2010 11:28 - United States

Today, I went on a date with a guy that I have been crushing on for 2 years. At the end of the date he tells me that he is moving away and as his going away present, I could pay for dinner. FML

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By howrude - 11/09/2009 11:57 - Canada

Today, my friends took me out to the most expensive restaurant in town to celebrate my promotion, we ordered everything with expensive drinks too. They 'took a smoke break' and left me with the bill. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/09/2011 17:46 - United States

Today, I treated my boyfriend to an expensive dinner using the last of my paycheck. I had to excuse myself to the bathroom a few minutes in. I came back to find my plate empty. His excuse was, "I didn't want the food to get cold." FML

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By BrokeAsAJoke - 29/03/2009 13:38 - United States

Today, I got a chance to have dinner and a movie with a girl I've liked for a while. I ran late, so in a hurry to make the movie, and trying to be smooth for her, I told the waiter I'd "take care of him" if he made it fast. He did. When he brought the check, I realized I had forgotten my wallet. FML

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mrbattleman 10

Tuesday 1 November 2011 22:21

nice friend you've got there

Buttsexpirate 9

Tuesday 1 November 2011 22:22

That's true friendship right there bro.

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dansco 24

Thursday 3 November 2011 1:56

What a cnut! Break into his new flat and rob it!

spuzak 0

Thursday 3 November 2011 7:15

That's funny but really rude and mean!

diamondace1 0

Thursday 3 November 2011 10:52

Nice friend u got there smdh....

pinkdoll666 0

Thursday 3 November 2011 16:14

Guess he 4got to let u guys in on the plan

tauras36 0

Friday 4 November 2011 0:59

U bitch spelled check wrong

Gil2112 0

Saturday 5 November 2011 5:26

Classic...

MrsUresti 8

Saturday 5 November 2011 22:52

lol

soccerg40 0

Sunday 6 November 2011 4:51

He's a keeper

sarafuckyoum 0

Sunday 6 November 2011 10:55

You spelled check wrong

cgbelle 1

Monday 7 November 2011 9:27

Actually, they spelt CHEQUE right.

Amandabobmaxwell 4

Friday 11 November 2011 7:38

Haha he got you guys!!

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