Today, my "friend" thought it'd be absolutely hilarious to use my phone to text my girlfriend, bragging that I'd found a new "slampiece" and that she's "fukcin dumpd". Now I'm single, her dad keeps making threatening calls to me, and nobody will even listen to my side of the story. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I told my friend about a fight I had earlier with my girlfriend. He thought it'd be funny to use my phone while I was in the bathroom and text her "ure such a cunt". She wouldn't believe the truth, even when my friend confessed to her. She thought I paid him to take the fall. FML
Today, my friends thought it would be fun to change my dad's name on my phone to my girlfriend's name. Guess who got an erotic text message when standing next to me while in the line to buy groceries. FML
Today, I texted my best friend that my girlfriend was annoying. Only, it turns out I sent it to our couples' group chat. Her mom replied, “At least he's honest.” Her dad left the group. My girlfriend changed her Netflix password. FML
Today, my immature dad said that I'm a girl, not a woman, so my witty response was, ''I have a period, so I'm pretty sure that makes me a woman.'' My dad stole my phone and sent a text to everyone in my address book, quoting me. Including the guy I like. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me and threw all my stuff out into the yard because she caught me "texting another woman". Guess it didn't matter to her that the contact name was "Mom". FML
Today, I asked my fiancé's daughter to use her phone so I could call mine which I'd misplaced. Busy with homework, she nodded. Only after she jumped up did I notice that she had my number listed with a humiliating nickname, and accompanied by a photo of her middle finger. FML
Today, my girlfriend dumped me for another guy by text. I felt so betrayed, I stupidly tried to hurt her by replying that I'd been cheating on her all along with a hot babe. Turned out the dumping text was actually a prank by her friend. Now I'm single and everyone thinks I'm a cheater. FML
Today, I was using my dad's cell because I had broken mine. I was texting my boyfriend all day when my dad needed his phone back. I forgot to tell my boyfriend that my dad would be using the phone. My boyfriend then texted graphically what he wanted to do to my dad. FML
Today, my ex-boyfriend got high and decided to text all our friends and family the crazy stories about us. He was even nice enough to include pictures. I hear a nude one made it to my Dad. FML
Today, I was at my friend's house celebrating his 16th birthday. I couldn't find my phone so I asked my friend's girlfriend if I could borrow her phone to see if I could hear mine ringing. I dialed my number, only to find she had my number saved in her phone as "ASS FACE #3". FML
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Top comments
Lucious306 7
Never let friends use your phone. Sometimes they play around too much
LSS_fml 18
..... Ex friend?
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wade_garrett 2
Sounds like your friend is gonna make a move
culito_fml 10
You have a shitty ass friend
SoylentCandycorn 10
Her dad sounds like a nutjob, and his girlfriend sounds extremely immature. You'd think they'd be interested in hearing an explanation after such strange behaviour.
FlyingPie 17
That's ******.
perdix 31
Of course the dad is mad, if you can't control your own phone, what chance to you have controlling his daughter. He thinks you'll let your friends put her up to their faces and push her buttons.
8KAGE8 8
Your "friend" is a douche
meganmaw 6
Get your asshole friend to tell her that he was the one to send the texts
Blahblah9921 4
im sorry but u need to not be his friend :/ he us now the worst friend including a asswipe
wickedninja918 1
ok I usually don't correct peoples grammar, but your grammar is atrocious so *I'm *you *friend; *is *friend, *an
CharresBarkrey 16
Jesus, that was a train wreck, 48.
Blahblah9921 4
im sorry but u need to not be his friend :/ he us now the worst friend including a asswipe
mahdi8130 8
How i hope your friend talked to her before, and they are trying to pull a prank on you.