By Anonymous - 24/11/2012 00:49 - United States - Brooklyn
Today, a co-worker asked me if I have a Facebook account, and I said I do. I had to politely smile as he spent the next half hour insulting me for supposedly being glued to it 24/7, before claiming that it's all a CIA front to steal people's social security details. Why are nutjobs like this even alive? FML
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  decidedlyvague  |  11

I don't think verbally bashing Facebook is grounds for death. Although, you could've just walked away, or ignored him, or checked your phone, (if you can use a phone at your office, preferably a smart phone) and check your Facebook. If he says, "are you listening to me?" You reply, "Oh, sorry. I was just checking my Facebook."

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  doctorhook86  |  24

Anybody else think that as a government agency, the CIA would already have access to Americans' social security details anyway? And as far as social security details for non-Americans, I'm pretty sure the CIA wouldn't give a fuck.

Come to think of it, I'm non-American and I don't give a fuck either.

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Speaking of 2012:
I think that we should all pretend that the apocalypse really happened in December, make up our own war stories, and put it in text books.
Anyone who denies it just had their brain washed by aliens.

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  onlychildFTW  |  33

You guys need to get it right. It isn't the CIA. It is the FBI. They aren't after your social security stuff, they have access to that from a database. They are after information about your everyday life, friends and what you do with your time. They want to make profiles on people.

If you are going to be a crazy conspiracy nut at least get the conspiracy correct!

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Indeed. That's actually true. Not the social security part though. Federal agencies such as the CIA, FBI, Homeland Security do monitor certain Facebook accounts. It's all legal because of the Patriot Act.

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  perdix  |  29

A guy in the hot dog line at Costco pointed me to Project HAARP. If you're a conspiracy nut (oops, investigator), that'll make you add a few layers of tinfoil to your hat.

Notice the public can only get aluminum foil, which is useless against mind-control rays. The gubbermint keeps all the real tinfoil for themselves!

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  SApprentice  |  33

7- No. No, please don't joke like that. What's next, forced sterilization of clinically depressed people? Or people with religious beliefs that you don't agree with? That would make you like Hitler.