Today, my "friend" thought it'd be absolutely hilarious to use my phone to text my girlfriend, bragging that I'd found a new "slampiece" and that she's "fukcin dumpd". Now I'm single, her dad keeps making threatening calls to me, and nobody will even listen to my side of the story. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I told my friend about a fight I had earlier with my girlfriend. He thought it'd be funny to use my phone while I was in the bathroom and text her "ure such a cunt". She wouldn't believe the truth, even when my friend confessed to her. She thought I paid him to take the fall. FML
Today, my friends thought it would be fun to change my dad's name on my phone to my girlfriend's name. Guess who got an erotic text message when standing next to me while in the line to buy groceries. FML
Today, I texted my best friend that my girlfriend was annoying. Only, it turns out I sent it to our couples' group chat. Her mom replied, “At least he's honest.” Her dad left the group. My girlfriend changed her Netflix password. FML
Today, my immature dad said that I'm a girl, not a woman, so my witty response was, ''I have a period, so I'm pretty sure that makes me a woman.'' My dad stole my phone and sent a text to everyone in my address book, quoting me. Including the guy I like. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me and threw all my stuff out into the yard because she caught me "texting another woman". Guess it didn't matter to her that the contact name was "Mom". FML
Today, I asked my fiancé's daughter to use her phone so I could call mine which I'd misplaced. Busy with homework, she nodded. Only after she jumped up did I notice that she had my number listed with a humiliating nickname, and accompanied by a photo of her middle finger. FML
Today, my girlfriend dumped me for another guy by text. I felt so betrayed, I stupidly tried to hurt her by replying that I'd been cheating on her all along with a hot babe. Turned out the dumping text was actually a prank by her friend. Now I'm single and everyone thinks I'm a cheater. FML
Today, I was using my dad's cell because I had broken mine. I was texting my boyfriend all day when my dad needed his phone back. I forgot to tell my boyfriend that my dad would be using the phone. My boyfriend then texted graphically what he wanted to do to my dad. FML
Today, my ex-boyfriend got high and decided to text all our friends and family the crazy stories about us. He was even nice enough to include pictures. I hear a nude one made it to my Dad. FML
Today, I was at my friend's house celebrating his 16th birthday. I couldn't find my phone so I asked my friend's girlfriend if I could borrow her phone to see if I could hear mine ringing. I dialed my number, only to find she had my number saved in her phone as "ASS FACE #3". FML
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Lucious306 7
Never let friends use your phone. Sometimes they play around too much
LSS_fml 18
..... Ex friend?
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ilovecandie 0
Keep trying to explain. She'll eventually listen to when she sees how hard you're fighting for her. Beat the shit out of of that asshole, and ignore the dad. Also it sounds to me like the jerk wants your girlfriend so he might not confess. Try to get him to confess if you're to nice to hit him.
iceblue2077 0
Being gay myself. Your friend is in love with you, and he's eliminating the competition. He's about to pull some brokeback mountain on your ass. Enjoy!
183933 6
I wonder who your buddy's new slam piece is... Any takers?
PhishloverA 14
This is why I don't like people using my phone, and this is why I don't let people see my phone a lot, yet it would probably be a good idea to password protect our phones that have that ability in case our friends were to steal our phones and pull that stunt
Le_Anonymous 9
FYL but you should have had your phone password protected.
opoopu 8
Why didn't your girlfriend believe you? If you're in a relationship, she should know that you don't usually type like that and immediately suspect that something is wrong.
FalconSam1414 19
I only let my friends use my phone when they need to call somebody, and I make sure I'm right next to them just to look out for myself.... People these days...
DelphiCat 17
Meanwhile, in Scumdee...
doglover100 29
Never let a friend play with your phone. Make your friend tell your ex girlfriend that it was him. It's also your ex friend right?
Grimnirwher9 21
Some friends you got there.