Today, my "friend" thought it'd be absolutely hilarious to use my phone to text my girlfriend, bragging that I'd found a new "slampiece" and that she's "fukcin dumpd". Now I'm single, her dad keeps making threatening calls to me, and nobody will even listen to my side of the story. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, I told my friend about a fight I had earlier with my girlfriend. He thought it'd be funny to use my phone while I was in the bathroom and text her "ure such a cunt". She wouldn't believe the truth, even when my friend confessed to her. She thought I paid him to take the fall. FML
Today, my friends thought it would be fun to change my dad's name on my phone to my girlfriend's name. Guess who got an erotic text message when standing next to me while in the line to buy groceries. FML
Honestly…
Today, I texted my best friend that my girlfriend was annoying. Only, it turns out I sent it to our couples' group chat. Her mom replied, “At least he's honest.” Her dad left the group. My girlfriend changed her Netflix password. FML
Dad joke
Today, my immature dad said that I'm a girl, not a woman, so my witty response was, ''I have a period, so I'm pretty sure that makes me a woman.'' My dad stole my phone and sent a text to everyone in my address book, quoting me. Including the guy I like. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me and threw all my stuff out into the yard because she caught me "texting another woman". Guess it didn't matter to her that the contact name was "Mom". FML
Today, I asked my fiancé's daughter to use her phone so I could call mine which I'd misplaced. Busy with homework, she nodded. Only after she jumped up did I notice that she had my number listed with a humiliating nickname, and accompanied by a photo of her middle finger. FML
Today, my girlfriend dumped me for another guy by text. I felt so betrayed, I stupidly tried to hurt her by replying that I'd been cheating on her all along with a hot babe. Turned out the dumping text was actually a prank by her friend. Now I'm single and everyone thinks I'm a cheater. FML
Today, I was using my dad's cell because I had broken mine. I was texting my boyfriend all day when my dad needed his phone back. I forgot to tell my boyfriend that my dad would be using the phone. My boyfriend then texted graphically what he wanted to do to my dad. FML
Today, my ex-boyfriend got high and decided to text all our friends and family the crazy stories about us. He was even nice enough to include pictures. I hear a nude one made it to my Dad. FML
A nickname that sticks
Today, I was at my friend's house celebrating his 16th birthday. I couldn't find my phone so I asked my friend's girlfriend if I could borrow her phone to see if I could hear mine ringing. I dialed my number, only to find she had my number saved in her phone as "ASS FACE #3". FML
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Lucious306 7
Never let friends use your phone. Sometimes they play around too much
LSS_fml 18
..... Ex friend?
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GoldenGrizzly 7
Well, maybe you need to rethink your life. Obviously people believe you could be the type of person who would write those sort of texts. If you are hanging around with people who would pull that sort of crap, and the one person who should know you better than that (your girlfriend) obviously assumes you would call her a "slampiece" then you don't have the sort of life people respect.
hama806 19
What's there to explain..."I'm a **** sucking mother ****** who wants to **** up my friend's relationship." He's a prick. End of story.
SlenderMann 10
That's why I have a lock on my phone.
Jobbybox 1
I'm pretty sure her dad can get arrested for harassment if he makes constant threatening phone calls.
alexislkerr915 3
I'd sit you, your ex girlfriend and the friend down and all explain what happened. If she loves you she will be willing to listen. If not, she wasn't worth it.
mosquito19 14
why are you friends with someone like that?
PsychoBitch666 8
What a loss.
MandiieePieee 1
Should have put a lock on your phone for one, secondly you need to go above and beyond to get your girl back, if she's worth it to you, show up to her place beg for her forgiveness, show her she's everything to you. If you don't wanna put the work in don't complain she's gone. Also you could just use your friends phone to text her and say it was him and that he's sorry etc.
TheyCallMeDamien 18
You need to beat the crap out of your "friend." And keep calling if you really care about her. And phone lock for the future.
dmac843 2
This is precisely why you should have a pass code for your phone and ALWAYS use it.