Today, my friend posted my phone number all over the Internet, claiming I was a deranged stalker who prank called her. I was calling from my new number to give it to her. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, someone posted online a listing for a bicycle for sale, and accidentally put my phone number instead of their own. I have received more calls in one day than I have from friends and family in a week. FML
Today, I had to change my mobile number because I was getting abuse from a guy, so I sent my new number to all of the people on my contact list. Including him. FML
Today, I was hanging out with my best friend. I have been getting explicit texts and phone calls so I just joking said to my friend, "I think someone wrote my number on a bathroom stall." At which point he said, "Sorry, I didn't think people really called those numbers." FML
Today, my husband gave my cellphone number to his most obnoxious, creepiest friend. I've been drunken-dialed five times already. FML
Today, I was at my friend's house celebrating his 16th birthday. I couldn't find my phone so I asked my friend's girlfriend if I could borrow her phone to see if I could hear mine ringing. I dialed my number, only to find she had my number saved in her phone as "ASS FACE #3". FML
Today, my friend put my phone number on Craigslist. I still can't find the ad, but obviously everyone else can because I still haven't stopped receiving naked pictures. FML
Today, my mother shared my phone number with my brother, despite my explicit wishes that she didn't. He immediately went and put it on Craigslist and several other websites. This is the fourth time I've had to change my number for that very same reason. FML
Today, I've changed my number twice already. When I asked why the insurance agent gave my contact details away without my consent, she replied, "But he seemed so concerned about you!" I suddenly wish there was a serial killer list I can upload her personal information to. Not that I'll actually do it, but fuck you. FML
Today, I sent my mom a text to tell her about my promotion at work. She responded with, "Who is this?" It turns out that she deleted my number, because I "never call." FML
Today, my stalker - an annoying guy who's dedicated the past three years of his life to stalking me at every turn - somehow got a hold of my number and started texting me at 10pm about how I have no life. FML
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Top comments
BabySparkle1 15
I think maybe next time, it's better to just text them.
Doortje 30
How many times did you call her?
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Comments (56)
mikeofthunder 13
What a funny way to react to a persistent number.. Surely, you would at least answer it first lol.. But then again, we all do have that special friend ey?
SApprentice 34
I'd say do the same to them, and post their number on craigslist, but that can have all kinds of bad ramifications. It's better to just grit your teeth and change your number.
HeyArnold91 8
You had to have called her too many times to make her feel like you were a stalker, after 2 or 3, just send a text...
Gwyddone 29
Agreed. Change your number, honey, and next time text her. Still, you have a stupid little bitch for friend. Maybe you really shouldn't include her in yout contact list. If she asks why, tell her the reason honestly.
goujee 2
Yeah, women can be pretty crazy
emag_eht 18
Men can be just as crazy.
Evaloscity 6
They can be crazy but men are on a whole other level of crazy.
Evaloscity 6
Oops i meant to say women... Hahaha. Men aren't as crazy as women.
sjdbeinska 4
even if you we're a prank caller, theres still no reason for her to post ur number on the Internet
CrysisAverted 5
Post her number on 4ehan
Negroification 7
I guess Canada really is no different from the USA
LarryLaDouche 13
Bitch mode is a go! Form of.... A bigger bitch!
neurodoc 1
Time to get a new number (and friend)