Today, my friend decided to come clean to his parents about his pot usage. He told them that he did it with me on many occasions. His parents decided it would be the right thing to call my parents. Thanks a lot asshole. FML
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Today, I finally decided to introduce my boyfriend to my parents. Surprisingly, he and my father already knew each other, so I asked him how they met. Now I know where my boyfriend gets all his weed. FML
Today, I came home to my parents holding my marijuana. They told me that I had the stupidest hiding place ever, and that I was, "not only a pothead, but a dumbfuck pothead." FML
Today, my mom told me she was getting tired of the smell of marijuana in the house. So I confessed and told her I'll never bring it home again. She was talking about my neighbors. FML
Today, my mom talked to me and my brother about how great it was that our cousin was getting away from drugs and becoming sober, as he would have so many more opportunities opened up for him now. She explained all this while sitting on our patio, smoking a blunt. FML
Today, my mom called me screaming and cussing because she found pot in my room. I come home and my dad says, "I hid some pot in your room and I'm not letting you go to that concert if you rat me out." My dad is apparently a blackmailing 52-year-old stoner. FML
Today, after my close friend had his baby, he told me that he was no longer going to be selling weed at his house. I was happy for him, because it's unsafe. Until I found out he was still selling at my house with the help of my roommates, without telling me. FML
Today, my dog found my marijuana pipe and the bag it was in and brought it to my parents. FML
Today, my Mom found out that I've been intimate with one of my best friends in the past. We used protection, it never went anywhere, and we ended it amicably, but she still gave me a huge lecture. Later, she high-fived and congratulated him. FML
Today, I came home after a party to my parents, who confronted me. They said that my phone had made a pocket call to them and they heard a good half hour of people talking about drugs and alcohol. I confessed at that point. I checked my phone after. I hadn't called them in three days. FML
Today, my dad found out I recently tried weed. He called me a useless waste of air and grounded me for the rest of the year. Then he went outside and smoked his third cigarette of the morning. FML
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Top comments
lmmmr 0
"I broke the rules and got caught waaaah FML!!" Seriously, grow up. Regardless of your views on marijuana, if you are young enough that your parents knowing is an issue, YDI for disrespecting them.
Katzilla_dances 0
YDI for doing pot
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Comments (201)
XxQuartersxX 14
Your friend is a ********. Snitches get they ass whooped on 7 Mile over herr in the D! Nah, jk. But seriously. Kick his ass.
justindrew14 29
Well you shouldn't be smoking weed in the first place. Why call him an asshole when it's really your falt?
tiger8255 13
Not enough information so I put FYL and YDI. Either you just got framed, or you actually smoked it.
CoriCat 25
God you're an idiot.
KushTreats 21
A silimar thing happened to me once. I was standing around a guy that was smoking pot and I got grounded just by standing next to him
coldasfire 23
Have you ever heard of "don't to drugs" from your mom?
daemonsparta 16
ha you got caught pothead
LyricaSilvan 29
I love how everyone is assuming he actually does do it...Just because his friend says he does, that doesn't necessarily make it true. The friend could be lying so that he didn't have to go down alone.
Shay_Shay97 23
That was a bitch move on his part.
TheLynx_fml 20
Did you do pot tho