Today, my friend convinced me that a staple gun doesn't work on skin. I decided to put this new piece of information to the test. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I taught my friend how to use a staple gun. She taught me how to get staples out of my hand. FML
Today, my roommate showed me that her pepper spray had expired, so I decided to test it on myself. It worked. FML
Today, I gave in and let my friend give me a makeover. She couldn't find my eyelash curler, but decided that if she used scissors lightly, it would work just the same. Needless to say, it did not work. FML
Today, I was trying to remove a temporary tattoo my friend put on my cheek. When warm water and soap didn't work, I tried something else. Just so you know, Mr. Clean Magic Erasers do not, in fact, work by magic. Tell that to the massive chemical burn covering half my face. FML
Today, I shat out a staple. FML
Today, I had an unbearable itch on my foot that I could not make go away with my nails, so I grabbed the stapler in my drawer to scratch it with. Bad idea. FML
Today, while joking with my coworkers about how I shouldn't be trusted with a stapler because I managed to accidentally staple my finger last week, I stapled another finger. FML
Today, I got several thumbtacks jabbed into me. Why? Because my cousin thought it would be a funny prank to superglue a bunch of thumbtacks to his nerf darts. My left forearm is still bleeding. FML
Today, I tried to impress my girlfriend by punching through a piece of old drywall karate kid-style. As it turns out, the drywall was actually a thin piece of concrete. I now have a busted hand and a girlfriend with a new story to tell all her friends. FML
Today, I accidentally stapled my finger to a piece of paper. It hurt, but I took it out and went to restaple it. I did it again. FML
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Top comments
Alleged_Cranium 7
Since you're not using it, would you donate your brain to science? They could use it to study the null-brain.
sweet_candy_ 17
You should have tried it on your friend.
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Comments (229)
x3herox3 0
S.T.O.O.P.I.D. ( socialy tolerated obese overwelmed peoples idioticly dumb). <~ just came up with.
mightymart 5
dumbass
mightymart 5
hey i heard that bullets dont go trough skin either!
lezglo 0
wow
lionheart822 13
so how do they deal with their period? 0_o
Alderman55 0
hey did you know shotguns don't work when u put the barrel to your face and pull the trigger
lionheart822 13
anyone else think that OP could be like the best friend in the world? I wouldn't mind messing with her like that everyday. although in the end I'd actually tell her not to do it cause she's a friend. but all things considered, she probably wouldn't be that bad to hang out with.
reddwarf_fml 0
dumbs. nothing left to say
mixedbreed1 0
Wtf! Did u really put it to the test??? Lol so if yo friend told u that fire doesnt really burn would u do that too???? Sorry but u totally deserved the aftermath of that!
ReginalUT 0
Wow ydi for sure!