Today, my friend commented on my short skirt and, thinking she was being funny, tried to pull it down. I quickly moved away, causing it to come off in her hands. My shocked scream attracted the attention of at least a dozen bystanders. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was sitting in the lecture hall. A girl walked by to get to her seat and her dress got caught on the handles, lifting it up. She didn't notice but I did, so I tried to take it off the handles. She turned around to see me holding her dress up. FML
Today, I tripped and fell, and didn’t realize my tank top strap broke. I walked around with my boob out for a solid 3 minutes in PUBLIC until my friend ran up behind me and yanked my tank top back up. He found it funny, and apparently everyone else got a great view. Talk about embarrassing. FML
Today, I was coming out of my work and a group of guys yelled, "Oh shoot girl!" and I blew them a kiss jokingly, then as I walked down the street, cars were honking at me, guys whistling. When I got home I noticed the foot long rip down my pencil skirt. FML
Today, I gave a toast at my close friend's wedding. The bride's little cousin snuck up behind me and unzipped my dress. As I ended my speech with, "To a night we will never forget!", my dress fell all the way down. I was quick. People's phones were quicker. Well, they won't forget my undies. FML
Today, while getting off the bus, there was a lady in front of me wearing a dress and suddenly her phone dropped out of her bag. I picked up the phone for her which landed right beneath her dress and as she turned around she thought I was trying to take pictures of her panties and slapped me. FML
Today, in aerobics, while stretching, my friend leaned over to pull the long hair off my pants. It was my pubic hair sticking through my pants, and I screamed. FML
Today, I was out walking downtown. A woman walking behind the thought that my pants were hanging too low. She came over to me and yanked my pants up. FML
Today, I was walking into work when a gust of wind blew my skirt completely over my head in front of a group of tourists taking pictures of the building. Now I'm afraid that somewhere out there is a photo of me flashing my polka-dot underwear like a knock-off Marilyn Monroe. FML
Today, I was at a theme park with an old friend. We were standing in line when she reached into my shorts and pulled my thong so high it was almost to my shoulders. It would’ve been fine if I didn’t see my boss behind us in line who saw the whole thing. She waved. FML
Today, we had my school musical. The girls have to wear long skirts. I had a thong on, and while we were dancing the guy behind me stepped on my skirt. It fell to my ankles... the whole audience saw my ass. FML
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LuxAeterna_fml 0
Seek help.
Kylias 6
"That sucks, just don't wear mini shorts no more, th... the...n... won't... t... f... bjorkbjorkbjork."
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Comments (83)
jon214thab 0
You talk about maturity, then end your comment with that.
Ninjafriends 1
Isn't it a bit cold to be wearing a short skirt in the UK right now?
MrScholl 4
In the UK, women are required to wear skirts/mini skirts to school. It is formal wear and uniform.
Gosurori_Otaku 0
No, it's not. If you have to wear a skirt as part of a uniform then it's supposed to be around knee-length, give or take a few inches. Unless you're a kissogram or a stripper. And besides, most places will either allow women to wear trousers or prefer that trousers are worn.
angrynegro7 16
Did you have on clean underwear?
xMafia 0
Hey, as long as you're hot...
varkey 7
at least you were wearing underwear... right? RIGHT??
TaylorTheBoss 4
Kids....
jansdo 1
never scream when your naked in public unless you want a larger audience. Bet you loved it.
MyyLifeeIssFcked 0
So don't wear a short skirt...? I'm pretty sure she was hinting that..
fakEwOrLD 0
lol I used to have this friend in high school who taught it was funny to pull girls shorts down when we were in P.E. ....lets hope you were wearing panties!
tweet456 0
huh!! say what!!