Miscellaneous: Today, my friend caught me watching a movie on Oxygen instead...

By Miko - 01/02/2009 16:45 - United States

Today, my friend caught me watching a movie on Oxygen instead of the Super Bowl. I'm a guy. FML

I agree, your life sucks 10 277

You deserved it 32 453

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Same thing different taste

By smokecloud_ - 30/12/2013 21:38 - United States - Ashland

Today, I was watching ESPN. My boyfriend came in, bitched about "boring tv," so I handed him the remote. He put on a Lifetime movie. I must be the only woman in America with this problem. FML

I agree, your life sucks 52 274

You deserved it 5 352

By backstabbed - 29/10/2011 07:22 - Australia

Today, I caught my best friend in bed with my current boyfriend. Apparently watching movies naked is "the new in thing". FML

I agree, your life sucks 42 571

You deserved it 3 100

By a man - 13/07/2013 13:20 - United States - Houston

Today, my girlfriend and I were at the movies. When the "love scene" came on, she leaned over and made out with the wrong man. FML

I agree, your life sucks 68 270

You deserved it 5 387

By singlesummer - 25/06/2012 08:32 - United States - Compton

Today, I was watching a movie alone, after receiving a text from my boyfriend saying that his grandma was at the hospital, so he couldn't go with me. I caught him on a date with another girl, at the same movie screening that I went to. FML

I agree, your life sucks 41 979

You deserved it 2 575

Movie night

By MediaBabe - 23/02/2024 23:00 - United Kingdom - Wallsend

Today, my friend had invited me to his home for a movie night with another friend. I had to decline because I have prior plans. He then revealed that they only wanted me there so I could bring DVDs, but "don't worry, we'll find something on Netflix to watch instead." FML

I agree, your life sucks 425

You deserved it 98

By Anonymous - 18/06/2011 15:43 - United States

Today, I went to the movies with my friend and two pretty girls. During the movie, he made out with both of them, while I sat there awkwardly and watched the movie. FML

I agree, your life sucks 49 198

You deserved it 5 891

By girlllll - 01/06/2010 12:31 - Denmark

Today, I was watching a movie with my boyfriend and his parents, who I haven't known very long. I ended up falling asleep. That doesn't sound so bad, until I woke my drooling self up by snoring extremely loud. FML

I agree, your life sucks 28 319

You deserved it 5 799

By WhatALoserAmI - 27/06/2016 16:08 - India - Bhopal

Today, an old friend of mine refused to go to a movie with me. Turns out he was sitting in front of me with my girlfriend. FML

I agree, your life sucks 14 710

You deserved it 872

By elijah - 17/08/2012 14:27 - United States

Today, my mom bitched me out, calling me a selfish pig and saying that the reason I don't have a girlfriend is because I'm so conceited. All of this because I started watching the latest episodes of Breaking Bad without her. FML

I agree, your life sucks 24 793

You deserved it 4 152

Disinterested

By lily - 13/09/2020 14:01 - United States

Today, while making out with my boyfriend, I slightly opened my eyes during it and saw him with his eyes wide open, watching TV. FML

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You deserved it 340

ddrluna 2

Friday 15 May 2009 4:30

Oh no, not someone who has different tastes in what they watch! Don't be a mindless dipshit drone. Who cares about what other people think? As for all of the other morons clinging desperately to their manhood and trying to look masculine in calling this guy a '***'... Shut the **** up. We all know you're just a bunch of closet-homos anyway.

NotSprinkles 0

Tuesday 10 February 2009 11:38

Dont worry about it, I hate sports, theres some decent movies on there, a few......

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KevinB_fml 0

Monday 15 June 2009 6:52

dear god that's just awful. I get maybe you're not into sports, but... I make fun of my female friends when they watch Oxygen/Lifetime.

Roddsy 0

Saturday 27 June 2009 19:02

soo imma guy and i don't really like watching sports ;p

blamdarot 0

Tuesday 30 June 2009 4:16

Guys that watch sports are boring as boyfriends. Science is interesting. Keep on doing your thing.

ziqi92 0

Friday 10 July 2009 4:32

relax, i'd do that too. i never watch the superbowl.

retardthinkswhat 3

Sunday 12 July 2009 4:09

#18 all the way

nick17 0

Tuesday 14 July 2009 5:29

Hand in your man card now

MunchieCrumbles 0

Wednesday 15 July 2009 9:18

hahahaha

skins4ever 0

Monday 17 August 2009 16:13

what man card? none of these gay guys have em if they dont even watch the superbowl. thats like 1 of the least american things u can do, not watch the superbowl. even if its just 4 the commercials u should watch it

gorbagil 0

Wednesday 15 July 2009 8:59

Dun wurry, super bowl may not be for all (definatley not for me)

warrior513 0

Monday 10 August 2009 22:58

Hahaha Wow! Yeah your life does suck because no amount of explaining could heal that wound. lol

BrEnNo1023 5

Thursday 20 August 2009 17:15

yes #39, because being american is all about sexual tension and doing what society tells you for fear of being called 'gay' or '***' or 'not a man' which could seriously hurt your self-esteem and that huge testosterone-driven ego stick in your pants will shrivel up and die if you don't bench-press twice your weight and keep your mind as dumb and idle as possible by watching men collide with each other and watching pretty cheerleaders dance around in nothing but shiny skirts and pom-poms all while thinking that someday you'll be just like those guys with the skinny waists and big shoulder-pads, getting paid six-figure salaries just because you can drink a six-pack of beer and **** a random self-esteemless **** and punch a geek in the face while high-fiving your jocktard buddies all at the same time. yep. i bet you're proud to be american. sure.