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By Username - 25/05/2010 12:32 - France

Today, my friend bet everyone at my lunch table that no one could catch the fly that was flying around our table. I reached up and caught it. It was a wasp, and it stung me. FML

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By FML136969 - 05/05/2013 23:30 - United States - Oxford

Today, I tried channeling Mr. Miyagi by catching a fly with my bare hands. It turned out to be a wasp. FML

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By Sting - 26/04/2016 20:49 - United States - Manassas

Today, there was a gigantic wasp in my room. It stupidly flew upwards and got hit by the rotating fan. It then immediately decided to take it's revenge by stinging me. FML

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Nutshot

By DanJames24 - 10/06/2021 21:01 - United Kingdom

Today, a work colleague was trying to kill a fly that was buzzing around the place. I was about to go on my break, but was stopped because she missed the fly and accidentally whacked me in the balls in the process. By the time I didn’t feel sick anymore, my break was over. FML

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By MBean - 24/10/2013 18:04 - Anguilla - The Valley

Today, I saw a wasp on the ground, apparently injured and unable to fly. It was being mobbed by ants and looked certain to die, so I stamped on the ants to save its life. At this point it sprung up, stung me, then flew off. FML

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Wasps, what the **** do they want?

By Owie - 23/03/2024 00:00 - United States

Today, a wasp somehow got into my parents' house, so I went hunting for it with my dad. I found it and, after getting into position, took a strong swing at it with a fly swatter. Unfortunately, being very uncoordinated, I missed. You can figure out the rest. FML

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By munckncruncj15 - 22/10/2009 04:19 - United States

Today, at lunch, a fly was buzzing around my food. I managed to kill the fly in my napkin in midair. I continued my lunch, pleased with my amazing ninja skills. When I was done with my lunch, I wiped my mouth with the napkin. I can still taste bug guts. Karma. FML

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By JimiHendrix - 01/03/2013 01:55 - France - Luynes

Today, a wasp knocked me out, broke my glasses, and left a gash over my eyebrow. It did so by flying under my glasses while I was playing my guitar, causing me to reflexively bat at it with the hand that was still grasping the guitar neck. FML

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By markzar - 05/05/2012 07:19 - United States - Amherst

Today, I had food poisoning. When I was finally able to drag myself to the kitchen for some Gatorade, I got stung by a wasp. FML

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By Human fly - 21/04/2013 06:20 - Canada - Maple Ridge

Today, I put up one of those hanging fly catchers in my room due to the unsettling amount of flies in the house. I remarked how stupid flies were to land on them. Within an hour, I got up and walked straight into it. FML

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By hulagirl1217 - 29/05/2010 12:11 - United States

Today, a bee landed on my leg. I didn't realize it was there until my friend yelled out, "Bee!" kicked me in the leg, and ran off. I fell to the ground screaming and clutching my leg. She missed the bee and it still stung me. FML

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FiFah3 1

Tuesday 25 May 2010 19:06

you couldn't tell the difference between a fly and a wasp?

iClumsyNinja 0

Tuesday 25 May 2010 19:27

How is it possible to mistake a fly for a wasp? Ydi for being stupid

Comments

Ragna_fml 0

Tuesday 25 May 2010 19:32

You blind?

JYxforever 3

Tuesday 25 May 2010 20:16

ewwww why would you even grab it with your hand in the first place XD

ChaplinSnakker 0

Tuesday 25 May 2010 20:19

I call shenanigans!

youthink_fml 0

Tuesday 25 May 2010 20:27

Anyone can tell the difference. You're an idiot, especially if you're allergic to them.

e2b_fml 0

Tuesday 25 May 2010 20:29

hope you are ok

ShadowPunkChick 1

Tuesday 25 May 2010 20:40

Biggest YDI ever. Idiot.

IchBeinEinTier 0

Tuesday 25 May 2010 20:52

haha OP sucks at life. you got stung by something you are allergic to and technically you lost the bet because you caught a wasp instead of a fly.

TallMist 32

Sunday 31 May 2015 17:13

Where does it say OP is allergic?

Snugglez 0

Tuesday 25 May 2010 21:10

Haha how did you not notice?! OP your an idiot YDI.

Taurus_ChicKa 36

Tuesday 25 May 2010 21:36

YDI for taking such a dumb bet. And even if it was a fly, you do know they land on crap right? You really want to be eating after touching such a disgusting insect? YDI x10