Today, my former fiancée, who I stopped seeing 5 months ago, married another guy. She wore the dress that I'd purchased for our would-be wedding. FML
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Today, my ex fiancée, who left me six months ago, asked if I'd mind if she used the wedding dress I bought her for our wedding. She's just gotten engaged again. FML
Today, my fiancée got married. I did not. FML
Today, my ex-fiancé married the woman he cheated on me with. Their wedding was an exact replica of how I had planned mine to be, decorations, colors, cake, etc. Oh, and she also copied the dress I'd said yes to. FML
Today, I found out that my fiancée wishes she'd never said yes when I proposed, as she is in love with another man, and has been hiding their relationship for years. FML
Today, my ex-girlfriend proposed to me, at my wedding. FML
Today my fiancé broke up with me. Two hours later, the store I bought my wedding dress from called to say it’s ready to be picked up. FML
Today, I found out that my now ex-fiancé was still married to her ex throughout the entire relationship. What I didn't realize was that I ended up paying for the divorce, and 3 months later she got married to someone else. FML
Today, my ex-boyfriend got married. Normally this wouldn’t bother me at all, had his bride not been the girl we constantly argued about all the time during our relationship. The one he “swore on his grandma’s grave he would never see that way.” Oh, and we broke up 7 months ago. FML
Today, I was supposed to get married to the love of my life. My ex-wife ended up crashing my wedding and created drama. My now-ex-fiancée decided she wants nothing to do with me anymore, and that, "if she wanted baggage, she’d go to an airport.” She walked out of the wedding and blocked my number. FML
Today, my current wife left me for my ex-wife. FML
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Top comments
waffule365 16
Always make the father of the bride pay for the dress.
Ambient25 25
Just keep your chin up man, karma catches people when they least expect it. I don't know why you still let her keep the dress though...
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Comments (147)
TheNewGuy03 29
That's like a one-two punch. Hopefully she tastes karma, which tastes like prune juice and makes you shit your pants.
AcidRaen 4
Did you ask for it back? If not, you kinda deserved it.
djinnyf 12
The dress will bring bad luck...
HaileyK2013 6
With karma being a bitch, her marriage will fail miserably.
Not_Impressed13 9
If she broke it off with you, she should have returned the dress, or paid you for it. If you broke it off with her, well, then her wearing the dress is her choice.
chuckcloninger 12
Take comfort in the fact that if she married some guy 5 months after you it was on the rebound and is doomed.
TheWorldGreatest 8
Don't worry, karma is a bitch!
StEpHiE1226 12
Ouch op. I'm sorry
jdime209 2
OP did you went to her wedding?
ileenefudge 29
It sounds to me like you dumped her because of how this is worded so she moved on and put the dress to use. instead of buying another dress she used one she already had. I don't think you should be surprised she married someone else because it sounds like you dumped her out of no where. Did you really expect her to wait 5 months till you decided all the sudden you wanted her to see you again out of nowhere? It just sounds like you left her, you saw her happy with someone else, now your jealous and want the dress back, but maybe that's just my interpretation of it.