Today, my former fiancée, who I stopped seeing 5 months ago, married another guy. She wore the dress that I'd purchased for our would-be wedding. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my ex fiancée, who left me six months ago, asked if I'd mind if she used the wedding dress I bought her for our wedding. She's just gotten engaged again. FML
Today, my fiancée got married. I did not. FML
Today, my ex-fiancé married the woman he cheated on me with. Their wedding was an exact replica of how I had planned mine to be, decorations, colors, cake, etc. Oh, and she also copied the dress I'd said yes to. FML
Today, I found out that my fiancée wishes she'd never said yes when I proposed, as she is in love with another man, and has been hiding their relationship for years. FML
Today, my ex-girlfriend proposed to me, at my wedding. FML
Today my fiancé broke up with me. Two hours later, the store I bought my wedding dress from called to say it’s ready to be picked up. FML
Today, I found out that my now ex-fiancé was still married to her ex throughout the entire relationship. What I didn't realize was that I ended up paying for the divorce, and 3 months later she got married to someone else. FML
Today, my ex-boyfriend got married. Normally this wouldn’t bother me at all, had his bride not been the girl we constantly argued about all the time during our relationship. The one he “swore on his grandma’s grave he would never see that way.” Oh, and we broke up 7 months ago. FML
Today, I was supposed to get married to the love of my life. My ex-wife ended up crashing my wedding and created drama. My now-ex-fiancée decided she wants nothing to do with me anymore, and that, "if she wanted baggage, she’d go to an airport.” She walked out of the wedding and blocked my number. FML
Today, my current wife left me for my ex-wife. FML
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waffule365 16
Always make the father of the bride pay for the dress.
Ambient25 25
Just keep your chin up man, karma catches people when they least expect it. I don't know why you still let her keep the dress though...
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noelasis94 18
The devil with a red dress on might I presume?
nightowl713 25
I feel I may be missing something, but in the off chance I'm not, I believe it's "Devil in the blue dress"?
noelasis94 18
I just like mine better is all, so you may be right.
menoseloso 13
She sure moves quickly.
pedinhuh 23
That's why you're supposed to rent the bride's dress, not buy it... BTW, karma will slap that bitch across her face, after all, you're better not being married to her.
SWC_Penguin 17
Karma? Yes, some day the OP will wear a dress that she bought him and then that'll show her.
CharresBarkrey 16
You're not "supposed" to rent the bride's gown, you buy it. Some grooms rent the tuxes, though.
NioBerry 7
actually in japan they rent usa is like the only one that looks down apon renting dresses :(
fmlgiraffe 23
We buy them in the UK too. Never heard of renting a Wedding Dress!
MuseFan1991 14
im getting my wedding gown made for me, but if i wasnt id definitely keep it :) my wedding day is the biggest day of my life, i want to treasure every memory. also, im hoping my future daughter will wear it on hers ^_^
Blackphoenix 9
When I first read it I thought you were a girl. It made it weird.
Blackphoenix 9
Oh of course! I more meant the guy wearing a dress but of course that's perfectly acceptable too. Just not something you see everyday.
PenguinBitch 44
Are you not forgetting that the dress will turn back into a shaggy, dirty, piece of cloth during midnight? Or did the mice tell you otherwise?
perdix 31
A dedicated stalker shows up to the wedding. Well played! Oddly, you said "who I stopped seeing." First, it should be "whom" and secondly, it's not clear whether you dumped her or she dumped you. Without that, we don't know whether to feel sorry for you or laugh in your face.
usagiii 7
Perdix, I've admired your posts over the years, but I'm guessing if he still hurts over the fact that she still wears that wedding dress I'm guessing she broke up with OP, and for her to get married after just 5 months I'm guessing again she met the other dude before OP and wedding-dress-woman broke it off. These are still assumptions, but OP, buddy, head up, chest out and move on, she definitely isn't worth a thought buddy. :)
nnnope 26
I agree with Perdix. why would OP even know about her wedding if he /wasn't/ stalking her? I mean, there's also the (slim) possibility that they're still friends or at least talking, in which case he still shouldn't really be obsessing over who she's marrying or what she's wearing. this is why I don't believe in remaining friends with exes who you haven't gotten over.
ThePsyche 9
Well, in my time (and this is just my shortened understanding) I always presumed that if two persons are engaged, or even in a long term relationship, that there is some sort of connection and chemistry amongst the two parties of each spouse. Therefore, it is safe to say that OP, just maybe, found out about the marriage through connections with their previous partner's family/or friends.
ironik69 31
Agreed 82. I just found out my ex husband is getting married because his mom fb messaged me and It hasn't even been a year. When you are in a long term relationship, you tend to know a lot of the same people. It happens. But keep your head up OP, women outnumber men by greater than two to one...so (even though it is old, it is apt) there are plenty of other fish in the sea. :-)
Uhscanherdarklee 10
He could have saw photos on Facebook. I'm assuming after a long relationship, they have mutual friends. A friend could have been tagged in or "liked" a photo causing it to show in Ops feed.
klorehore 24
wow, it's only 5 months since you were seeing eachother and she's already marrying some other guy? Sounds a little rushed
kemic 7
I'll call her a bargain hunting bridezilla. She saved a load of money on that dress after all.
icemand90 17
waste not want not and all that.
sarcasmOffended 14
5 month?! It gets me uneasy. But sorry about the dress, OP! It must have costed a fortune, too!
grahmagog 14
Classy
challan 19
Ron Burgundy, is that you?