elisabeth_pwnes
Norway
Today, my fiancé came home drunk with some girl. Then he told her that I was his sister. FML
Collection
Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Same thing different taste
Uhh
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
United States
Congrats!
Today, I was at my sister's wedding reception. My boyfriend of three years decided to give a toast to the happy couple. He was drunk and confessed his undying love to my sister. FML
izzy
Today, my boyfriend left me for his sister. No, not my sister. His sister. FML
imwrong
Philippines
Today, I met a guy who said he thinks he's in love with my sister. As a joke, I told him that my sister cheats on everyone. I get home to find my sister crying, because some 'person' told her boyfriend that she's cheating on him. FML
em
United Kingdom
Today, my boyfriend came home drunk. As he got home he asked me to marry him, I was going to say yes until he said, "Oh wait, wrong woman." FML
Terry
United States
Today, my friend called to say my boyfriend was at a diner with another woman. I immediately went and caught them in a deep conversation. I slapped him and yelled "Who's this bitch!?" It turns out she's his half sister. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom
Today, my girlfriend ran off with my sister. FML
cdestarac
United States
Today, I met my fiancé's parents for the first time. The only problem was that I was highly intoxicated. FML
O0hdear
Humble, United States
Today, I went to my fiance's cousin's wedding with him. I got drunk and danced like a stripper in front of his entire extended family, who I'd just met that day. FML
outoflove
Rockport, United States
Today, my husband came clean to having an affair with my sister. I later found out my other sister encouraged the affair because she thought they'd be a cute couple. FML
Helen
Pine Bluff, United States
Today, my husband came home drunk off his ass at 2am. He started crying on my shoulder because he couldn't go home with some beautiful woman who hit on him, because sadly for him, he's married to me. FML
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beerankin 0
Dump his ass.
ifoundalaska 11
Kick him to the curb girl
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Comments (254)
Awsumuzzie 12
Just be thankful you found this out now before having to pay for a wedding and a divorce. As shallow as this sounds, keep the ring and pawn it. You deserve better and he deserves no less.
murdersquirrel 15
Fun fact: Legally, she can't do that unless he says he doesn't want it back. An engagement ring is a conditional gift. He has every right to it if they don't get married, as far as legal ownership goes. Court of Common Pleas would order her to pay the price of the ring or return it.
br0ccoli 15
She can legally keep it if he gave it to her on a birthday or valentines day or Christmas. In that case, she could argue that it's a gift.
murdersquirrel 15
If it's an engagement ring, it's still a conditional gift regardless of what day it was given. Wouldn't be hard for him to prove that it was an engagement ring.
Awsumuzzie 12
Sounds like another win, in my opinion. He'll have to pay court fees and attorney fees to get it back. That's a lot of work and effort, which he deserves to work for it since he lost it the way that he did.
Pandacupcakelove 26
Leave his cheating ass!
elpopsw 0
This should probably say ex fiancé?
samanthajonesdru 1
#33- Absolutely ridiculous. You'd make a good prostitute and a horrible mother and overall human being. How atrocious you can think of bringing a child into this world for money. Why not just go spread your legs and get paid? Better then being prego for nine months and TAKING CARE OF a CHILD for 18 years, for a measly monthly welfare cheque? Sit around on your lazy ass and never accomplish anything. Wow what a great life *sarcasm*
I_heart_sex 1
Huh?
Cleo_Nemo_ 9
I would get out of there ASAP..
micahsmommy 13
Better to find out now than after the wedding. Time to kick your "brother" out.
Mopmob02 18
Well you can make the best out of a bad situation and... Damn, there's nothing; well fyl op.
tessia12 0
Then you could do better
TheJashinist 8
I hope he's your ex now.
babyshaft408 8
Did u have a 3 some
DocBastard 40
I'm sure the girl was wildly interested in having a threesome with a guy and a woman she thought was his sister. Perhaps someday commenters here will realise that "Threesome? lol" comments are practically universally stupid. That day is not today.
Braxton_84 3
Key up his car.
Minnesota_Chelse 0
Yes, so she can go to jail? Getting "even" is such a bad idea in this situation. Hopefully she just dumped the loser and when he sobers up he'll realize his mistake. If he "loved" her enough to propose to her then I'm sure he'll be pretty hurt knowing what he did to her and knowing that he completely messed it up.
Braxton_84 3
Thank you, Captain Obvious. As if she would take my comment seriously.