elisabeth_pwnes
Norway
Today, my fiancé came home drunk with some girl. Then he told her that I was his sister. FML
Collection
Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Same thing different taste
Uhh
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
United States
Congrats!
Today, I was at my sister's wedding reception. My boyfriend of three years decided to give a toast to the happy couple. He was drunk and confessed his undying love to my sister. FML
izzy
Today, my boyfriend left me for his sister. No, not my sister. His sister. FML
imwrong
Philippines
Today, I met a guy who said he thinks he's in love with my sister. As a joke, I told him that my sister cheats on everyone. I get home to find my sister crying, because some 'person' told her boyfriend that she's cheating on him. FML
em
United Kingdom
Today, my boyfriend came home drunk. As he got home he asked me to marry him, I was going to say yes until he said, "Oh wait, wrong woman." FML
Terry
United States
Today, my friend called to say my boyfriend was at a diner with another woman. I immediately went and caught them in a deep conversation. I slapped him and yelled "Who's this bitch!?" It turns out she's his half sister. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom
Today, my girlfriend ran off with my sister. FML
cdestarac
United States
Today, I met my fiancé's parents for the first time. The only problem was that I was highly intoxicated. FML
O0hdear
Humble, United States
Today, I went to my fiance's cousin's wedding with him. I got drunk and danced like a stripper in front of his entire extended family, who I'd just met that day. FML
outoflove
Rockport, United States
Today, my husband came clean to having an affair with my sister. I later found out my other sister encouraged the affair because she thought they'd be a cute couple. FML
Helen
Pine Bluff, United States
Today, my husband came home drunk off his ass at 2am. He started crying on my shoulder because he couldn't go home with some beautiful woman who hit on him, because sadly for him, he's married to me. FML
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beerankin 0
Dump his ass.
ifoundalaska 11
Kick him to the curb girl
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Comments (254)
Whocarez 10
Omg op, time for your "brother" to be gone
pfase11 0
What a chode
caty37 5
Lol dayyyummmm sorry :( I know this single cute guy u can date!!!:D
THE_A_TEEN 28
Because the FML gods hate you.
s1ckpup 0
"Today, my fiance came home late at night."? Doesnt make sense, toDAY, toNIGHT, that's a contradiction.
DeathBunny218 37
You can't remove "Today" from the FML which is why it's on all of them. It's best to just ignore the "Today" part and assume it happened recently. That's what I do.
THE_A_TEEN 28
Holy god, you're dumb as a shit log. It's manditory to put "TODAY" on EVERY FML. It't not that hard, bro...
josh071781 0
so did you cover for him so he could bang her?...LMAO JK...dump him quick or it will never end
theskaven 2
Lucky you, you found out BEFORE you got married.
Nthabz 8
I don't even think we need to tell you what to do about that. How disrespectful. Sorry, OP.
alfred07 18
Dump him. Also it isn't important but the masculine form of fiancée only has one e.
SukiIzumi 8
What a douche.