elisabeth_pwnes
Norway
Today, my fiancé came home drunk with some girl. Then he told her that I was his sister. FML
Collection
Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Same thing different taste
Uhh
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
United States
Congrats!
Today, I was at my sister's wedding reception. My boyfriend of three years decided to give a toast to the happy couple. He was drunk and confessed his undying love to my sister. FML
izzy
Today, my boyfriend left me for his sister. No, not my sister. His sister. FML
imwrong
Philippines
Today, I met a guy who said he thinks he's in love with my sister. As a joke, I told him that my sister cheats on everyone. I get home to find my sister crying, because some 'person' told her boyfriend that she's cheating on him. FML
em
United Kingdom
Today, my boyfriend came home drunk. As he got home he asked me to marry him, I was going to say yes until he said, "Oh wait, wrong woman." FML
Terry
United States
Today, my friend called to say my boyfriend was at a diner with another woman. I immediately went and caught them in a deep conversation. I slapped him and yelled "Who's this bitch!?" It turns out she's his half sister. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom
Today, my girlfriend ran off with my sister. FML
cdestarac
United States
Today, I met my fiancé's parents for the first time. The only problem was that I was highly intoxicated. FML
O0hdear
Humble, United States
Today, I went to my fiance's cousin's wedding with him. I got drunk and danced like a stripper in front of his entire extended family, who I'd just met that day. FML
outoflove
Rockport, United States
Today, my husband came clean to having an affair with my sister. I later found out my other sister encouraged the affair because she thought they'd be a cute couple. FML
Helen
Pine Bluff, United States
Today, my husband came home drunk off his ass at 2am. He started crying on my shoulder because he couldn't go home with some beautiful woman who hit on him, because sadly for him, he's married to me. FML
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beerankin 0
Dump his ass.
ifoundalaska 11
Kick him to the curb girl
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Comments (254)
aliadnan708 6
Leave his ass
ehllychan 10
Ignore this comment. Somehow, the "reply" button replied to the wrong comment, and I can't delete it :/
PaigeyTaylor 2
Wow, seriously? What an ass wipe. I would have been "yeah, his sister who he's no longer going I marry." then slap him as hard as I can and storm out. That's ridiculous.
PlaidPanda 9
Bad grammar, plus you think oregon is stupid... I have a personal vendetta against you.
Sixers01 0
Oregon is stupid.
nublets 12
Im from oregon and I think its stupid too. Would prefer washington or northern cali
demonmonkey 13
Oregon sucks
daner10 5
What a jerk
ddeathbombb 5
And he was drunk and kidding
DocBastard 40
He was drunk and brought home a woman who was decidedly NOT his fiancée. That sounds a whole lot more like philandering rather than kidding.
RedPillSucks 33
I'm sure that was his excuse when he sobered up the next day. "Honey! I was kidding. The girl I brought home was my sister. Honest!"
RoseCrystal 17
No jury would convict you of righteous vengeance. Kick his ass!
spacetravel 1
No matter how drunk someone gets, that still seems highly unlikely. Sorry he broke up with you that way. He is an ass.
GoW_Chick 15
You know what would make that awkward, after he says that full on make out with him while saying how much you love your "brother," and after the girl leaves in horror and disgust kick his ass to the curb, and have a nice celebratory bonfire with all his stuff... You could make screwthatsorrygoodfornothingcheatingprickI'mawesome s'mores!
lollipop77_fml 6
Luv it!!
mom2pen 4
I love you! Brilliant.
megamandude455 10
Uh… OP? I seriously hope that you know that the future groom is one e. Future bride is 2.
barnubius 1
I hope you know it makes you rather rediculous attempting to correct nonexistent spelling errors bud
mandyville 8
DUMPED.
cyK0tek 0
I'm really curious as to what's behind the thought process that leads people to say "YDI" on FMLs like these.. :/
Octain 13
Maybe.... She really shouldn't have been Engaged with him I'm the first place..? Maybe it's one of those relationships where he keeps screwing up, and she continues to ignore it, and sees him as "mister perfect." For all we know, this might not even be enough for her to call it quits. O_o"
tctheamazing 7
And that makes her deserve this how? You have no clue what OPs life is like. No one deserves that to happen to them anyways, it's just messed up.
cyK0tek 0
^Mmn
jeob1992 8
They sneeze and click the wrong button.... Trying to be optimistc
THE_A_TEEN 28
They feed on people's misery. Parasites, they are.
Rocky007 15
She's obviously not keeping her man happy.