elisabeth_pwnes
Norway
Today, my fiancé came home drunk with some girl. Then he told her that I was his sister. FML
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Black Friday
70% off something you didn't need, a stampede and a cart that crashes at checkout. Thanks, Black Friday.
Same thing different taste
Uhh
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
United States
Congrats!
Today, I was at my sister's wedding reception. My boyfriend of three years decided to give a toast to the happy couple. He was drunk and confessed his undying love to my sister. FML
izzy
Today, my boyfriend left me for his sister. No, not my sister. His sister. FML
imwrong
Philippines
Today, I met a guy who said he thinks he's in love with my sister. As a joke, I told him that my sister cheats on everyone. I get home to find my sister crying, because some 'person' told her boyfriend that she's cheating on him. FML
em
United Kingdom
Today, my boyfriend came home drunk. As he got home he asked me to marry him, I was going to say yes until he said, "Oh wait, wrong woman." FML
Terry
United States
Today, my friend called to say my boyfriend was at a diner with another woman. I immediately went and caught them in a deep conversation. I slapped him and yelled "Who's this bitch!?" It turns out she's his half sister. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom
Today, my girlfriend ran off with my sister. FML
cdestarac
United States
Today, I met my fiancé's parents for the first time. The only problem was that I was highly intoxicated. FML
O0hdear
Humble, United States
Today, I went to my fiance's cousin's wedding with him. I got drunk and danced like a stripper in front of his entire extended family, who I'd just met that day. FML
outoflove
Rockport, United States
Today, my husband came clean to having an affair with my sister. I later found out my other sister encouraged the affair because she thought they'd be a cute couple. FML
Helen
Pine Bluff, United States
Today, my husband came home drunk off his ass at 2am. He started crying on my shoulder because he couldn't go home with some beautiful woman who hit on him, because sadly for him, he's married to me. FML
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beerankin 0
Dump his ass.
ifoundalaska 11
Kick him to the curb girl
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Comments (254)
IamSharkWeek 0
Threesome?
olpally 33
Nope... Keep dreaming and read the fml again... Idiot...
aleishaa_jadee 13
What an asshole! :O
ILike_Dancing123 19
OP you really need to comment. It's like a soap drama: The Girl "So who's this?" The BF "Uhh, My sister"
lawrencexmorgan 3
HEEEEEAATTTT
Rooney77 3
He was drunk and didn't know what he was saying, so give him a chance!
ILike_Dancing123 19
Yeah but being drunk isn't an excuse, it's just "ohh i ****** up so i'm going to blame my actions on alcohol"
aleishaa_jadee 13
Being drunk is no excuse for him doing that..
Zomg_Okay 27
55 - With that logic you could excuse someone for killing a child because he was drunk behind the wheel of a vehicle. Alcohol is NEVER an excuse. If you can't handle it, don't drink it.
Rooney77 3
Killing is not the same as cheating. Besides the fact that he brought his new gf to his house means he was unconscious otherwise he wouldn't bring her
Zomg_Okay 27
That depends on your point of view. I could say killing is cheating because you are cheating somebody out of their life. In any case, whether or not cheating and killing are the same is not the point I was making. The point I was making is that being unable to hold your beer is not an excuse for doing something stupid. If you think you could reasonably justify cheating on your significant other by saying "Not my fault, I was drunk" then you could justify anything by saying it. Do you see how stupid you're being? Alcohol is not an excuse to do anything. If it makes you act in a despicable manner then you have no business to be indulging in it.
glamazon_shine 0
WAT!!! Kill him! Lol but really..wAt a douche...he doesnt deserve u
andrewsgirl2010 7
Wow im sorry OP. All i can tell ya to do is tell him to get out and never talk to you again. That wasnt right at all :(
HateLife66 0
Où incest...
kiraleann 16
Sounds like somebody's wedding was just cancelled.
JoonieMoon 0
I think he should be an ex by now...