Today, my fiancé broke it off with me on our 3-year anniversary at 12:01 a.m. on Thanksgiving morning. Guess who gets to go to family gatherings where everyone will be asking where he is. FML
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RichardPencil 32
Just mention Trump when you walk in and any of your personal issues will never come up.
airdude25 18
Oh my god! I'm so sorry OP! At least he is out of your life. It is better to find out he wanted out before marriage!
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Comments (37)
manuwish 9
tell the organizer of the Thanksgiving gathering, (that one is usually very talkative) and get there late, that way she will have had time to tell everyone to avoid the topic ;) don't worry OP, sorry for your loss, but better it happened before you got married..if he doesn't appreciate you, he doesn't deserve you..
zebra3_fml 7
been there
Atmey 5
When you care what your family will think rather your relationship status you know something is wrong.
DataWog 30
That is really, really shitty, OP. On the bright side, your thanksgiving anniversary could have been worse... on my brother's thanksgiving birthday, our house burned down.
lucasj23 11
you seem more concerned with people asking where he is rather than being heart broken he dumped you. maybe that's why.