Today, my fiancé broke it off with me on our 3-year anniversary at 12:01 a.m. on Thanksgiving morning. Guess who gets to go to family gatherings where everyone will be asking where he is. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend told me he wants to break up. But not until after our anniversary tomorrow, because he's already gotten dinner reservations for us. FML
Today, I got a phone call from my boyfriend breaking things off with me. He waited until the day after Christmas because he wanted all his presents. And he got me nothing. FML
Today, my girlfriend of almost a year, and to whom I intended to propose on Thanksgiving, dumped me because her husband will be returning from Iraq soon. And he wants to have a "talk" with me. I didn't know she was married. FML
Today, after changing his mind 3 times, my long distance fiancé told me he wasn't coming to see me for Thanksgiving. Out of anger, I threw his clothes, car magazines, and whatever else I could find in a huge, messy pile. During this, he walked into the room. He was going to surprise me. FML
Today, my fiancée broke up with me over text message while I was away for work. She later posted photos of her and her new boyfriend on Facebook, while still wearing my engagement ring. FML
Today, my fiancée broke up with me. Via a myspace message. While we were in the same apartment. FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me. He decided he would be a gentleman and do this to me at work, over text, during a rush of unsympathetic customers, the day before our anniversary. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me for not remembering our anniversary. Our three week anniversary. FML
Today, my girlfriend of two years broke up with me. It was our anniversary just 3 nights ago, and she said she was sorry for leading me on. She still hasn’t told me why. FML
Today, my fiancé broke up with me, because he was mad I was worried about him due to him not answering me for ten hours. FML
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RichardPencil 32
Just mention Trump when you walk in and any of your personal issues will never come up.
airdude25 18
Oh my god! I'm so sorry OP! At least he is out of your life. It is better to find out he wanted out before marriage!
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Comments (37)
Weirddate 11
So sorry OP! He's a selfish scumbag! The next guy, the true "Mr. Right," will make him seem like a distant memory.
JustTheTruth42 13
So a guy is selfish for not wanting a relationship anymore?
Lalala579121 28
I dunno about selfish, but he certainly is an asshole for waiting until their anniversary to break up. I'm sure he didn't just get the idea that he didn't want to be with her anymore that day.
jessicasoho 13
My ex and I were close to both sides of family. I avoid anything and everything regarding my ex at all cost but it's rough when such a long relationship ends, suddenly.
alaina1104 11
What did he set an alarm?
Armeniangirl_fml 15
he's an ass!
StarkWolf_fml 23
you don't have to go
Ellie Rogers 9
It's unfortunate that he did it on a holiday, but we can all stop acting like we know these people personally. For all you know, OP is a horrible person and 100% deserved to be broken up with. Or it could be the other way around. We don't know.
Arshoo14 2
were you looking at clock when he was breaking up?
RavenousRiley 2
I'm not good at these guessing games. Who?
OhPuhleeze 23
This could be a YDI.. we need more details. Why did he break it off with you? Was the problem his mistress or your snoring?? We need more facts dammit!
khadishja 12
i'm sorry! i hope your famliy is understanding