Today, my fiancé and I just moved into our first apartment together. Our neighbor across the hall? My ex-boyfriend who I've had to file three separate restraining orders on. FML
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Today, one week after moving into my new apartment in a new city to get away from my stalker ex, I met my new neighbour. Yep, stalker ex. FML
Today, I learned that my apartment building has two new tenants: my ex-girlfriend and her fiancé, the guy she cheated on me with. FML
Today, my boyfriend's ex moved into the apartment beneath us. She's already called the cops on us for a noise complaint twice. We were sleeping. It's going to be a long year. FML
Today, I found out that my new roommate is dating my ex-boyfriend. FML
Today, my boyfriend moved. He moved from my room... to my housemate's room. FML
Today, I found out my fiancé is in a long distance relationship with his ex. Not only do we live on the same island, he's also my neighbor and my co-worker. FML
Today, I signed the lease on my first apartment alone with my boyfriend. We've lived here a month before we got to sign. Today is also the day my neighbors decided to show how they're night owls: all I hear is banging on the walls and them loudly talking and yelling. This will be a long year. FML
Today, I helped move my current boyfriend into his new dorm room. This would've been fine if I didn't have to do this while avoiding eye contact with my ex-boyfriend, who just happens to be my boyfriend's new roommate. FML
Today, I moved into my new apartment. My neighbor is apparently crazy and thinks I'm trying to 'steal' her husband. She watches me and is super paranoid. I have a two year lease. FML
Today, I moved into a new apartment. While moving boxes, I ran into my supervisor from work. Guess who lives across the hall. FML
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fadingaway 17
*Against. File three separate restraining orders against.
yay_knee 3
Well, 1) move, 2) have your bf protect you, or 3) have a competition and pick the winner. You should move though, your ex probably lived there before you, unless he moved there when he found out you were going to live there. Then you should definetly move.
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Comments (118)
pippacrawford 4
Wait, don't you need to know where a person lives in order to file a restraining order? I mean, he's not a homeless man roaming the streets so you had to have served it somewhere.
Phil9316 7
That's what I thought.
katy13boo_fml 1
Is that even legal? Maybe it isn't and he will have to move just throwing that out there.
diamondbaby16 4
Dang
iamwagger 5
YDI for not knowing where the guy you have three restraining orders against lives. YADI because you didn't find out who your neighbours were going to be before you moved in. It could have been anyone!
blackwidowtaco 31
Just move to another apartment complex. If he's your ex, and you've had to file restraining orders on him, than I'm pretty sure you were aware of his address. You've got no one to blame but yourself here.
cwl727 33
Did he live there before you? If he did than ydi for moving in without knowing and this is clearly all on you. If he moved in after you than fyl.
HighasaCloud 46
If you just moved in, that means your ex was there before you. You so deserve the bullshit you dealt with for moving into the building your ex was already living at!!
zoelog 10
seems like you would have known that before you moved in. ydi