Today, my fiancé admitted to me that he only found big girls attractive, and that's why he could never cheat on me with my friends. FML
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Today, my fiancé told me that he doesn't think cheating is a big deal because everybody does it. FML
Today, while trying to be sexy for my fiancé by going to change his background photo to a naughty pic of myself, I found out he's been actively cheating on me. For almost a year, with multiple women. When confronted, he tried telling how hard me finding out was for HIM. FML
Today, my best friend admitted to me that he and my girlfriend have been cheating behind my back for the past two months. The reason he finally admitted it? Because she's now cheating on him with another one of our friends. FML
Today, I jokingly asked my boyfriend if he was cheating on me. He replied, "Nah, all the chicks in this town are fuck-ugly." and stared at me until I left the room. Good to know that's his only reason for staying faithful. FML
Today, while having sex, my boyfriend admitted to having an affair. To comfort me, he said, "But you have bigger boobs, so you have nothing to worry about." FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend has been cheating on me. When I confronted him about it, he asked which girl I'd found out about. FML
Today, I caught my boyfriend cheating on me. He claimed it wasn't cheating because he's not romantically attracted to her. FML
Today, my now ex-boyfriend actually claimed that his cheating didn't count because A) the other girl is his lab partner, and B) she's overweight. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he didn't feel attractive. I tried to cheer him up by telling him that I find him very attractive, and so do my friends. He said that didn't matter, because my friends and I aren't attractive either. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend was crushing on his best friend. When I found out, I asked him about it. He replied, "Don't worry, she's perfect and is way too good for me." FML
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aliceinwonderlan_fml_fml 0
I fail to see how this is a bad thing obviously he likes u for who u r and u don't have to worry about being skinny =)
bbailey19 3
fat bottomed girls make the roxkin world go round
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Comments (114)
evilbunnypao 0
cant agree more with 94 & 96, you should be happy instead
JustJess666 0
omg im sick and tired of all of the fat fmls!! so what is someone isnt skinny as hell. fat doenst always mean unhealthy in fact being too skinny or to muscular can be unhealthy too. and yes people do actually look past the superficialness of societies brainwash and can love people who are not a size zero or a super model. grow up people!! and to the op, im sorry but this is a bad thing how? so you may be thick but he loves you and he is trying to tell you that either love it or leave him and let another girl have him while you suffer for the rest of your life wondering why you never found a guy who loved you for you
latios647 4
thast love baby his a blubber lover a chubby chaser enjoy it cus you have competition unless you start your subway diet
youre_all_idiots 0
Don't worry hon, thats a good thing. i'm a big girl and my boyfriend says sticks are for wimps. Feel lucky you have a guy that can handle girls like us, you have a nice strong guy that loves you for you.
suntherian 4
YDI for being whiny about getting some reassurance. Sounds like he was trying to be nice and you took it completely out of context. I'm a big girl, and 90% of my friends aren't. Either deal with it or do something about it, but don't take it out on your guy who clearly doesn't have a problem with it. It's not his fault.
jennayyydoll 0
Shut up op. He loves you obviously that's what matters.
Inspired22 11
I think the point of this being a FML is that he isn't cheating on her because she doesn't have friends that are attractive to him, not because he loves her and she is the only woman for him?
smartalek 2
lol so ur fat. fattyyyy fattyyy(: but he'll nvr cheat so chin up girlfriendd(:
EmmyRahh 5
us bigger ladies got bigger boobs than those skinny ass bitches
KaylieBieber13 0
hes gotta fat fetishhh!!!!