Today, my father took revenge on me for bankrupting him in a game of Monopoly. His revenge consisted of having a truckload of sand dumped in my driveway while I was at work. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I came home from school to find almost every single personal possession and piece of furniture from my bedroom all laid out or disassembled in the back yard. My dad smugly told me I'd better start moving it all back. This is his revenge for me salting his coffee this morning. FML
Today, the guy I picked on in high school got his revenge. He bought out my dad's car shop above market value and then closed it. My dad doesn't care, he gets to retire early, while I get to watch something I'd hoped to inherit get torn down and sold off. FML
Today, my dad forced me to take part in a pathetic act of revenge against our neighbors, who keep parking their 4x4 in front of our house. He made me stand watch while he kept trying to slash their tires. An hour later, we were waiting for my mom to bail us out of jail. FML
Today, my ex-boyfriend dumped sand into the crankcase of my truck and then filled it to the top with water after I dumped him for being immature and not respecting my things. FML
Today, I played a friendly prank on my dad, loosening the legs of his chair so it would fall apart when he sat on it. He responded by making me stand outside and watch as he keyed both sides of my car, front to back, as punishment. FML
Today, my dad ran over my foot with his work truck. FML
Today, I won a game of Monopoly against my girlfriend. She reacted by sweeping the board off the table, storming out the front door, and mowing down my mailbox driving away. FML
Today, my dad offered to pay me $40 to wash his car. Needing money to buy a video game, I agreed, and went out in the freezing weather to do the job. I finished the task, only to be paid in Monopoly money. My dad still hasn't gotten over how "funny" his prank was. FML
Today, my dad came up into my room and told me that as a consequence of breaking my MacBook in anger, he’s punishing me by helping him with yardwork every single hour of the day. FML
Today, my father went out to get batteries for the remote control helicopter I bought him for Christmas. In his excitement, he backed his truck into my car. FML
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TheCrispyCat 20
I mean, I kind of expect it. Monopoly ruins relationships.
Ambient25 25
You should get back at him by sending envelopes to his address full of Thank You cards with monopoly money inside...
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Comments (97)
ksks1234 33
That is why you play monopoly with complete strangers.
strike2867 13
Exactly, make lemonade. Google "sand in backyard". Tons of choices.
aligater10 7
Sounds like my boyfriend when he gets beat in clue
seriously_wtf22 2
Sore loser
Cujo3269 9
Ahahahahahaha I can't stop laughing. What an awesome dad. On the other hand he gives you something and you fml it? Rude
SaraSchroeder 4
I always lose when I play Monopoly :p
ChakatBlackstar 29
Monopoly, a board game that has ruined more lives then some wars.
Brzztffn 5
Build a sandbox?
cryssycakesx3 23
wait for cats to come and then give it back?
ao34501 5
Time to show him up and turn your yard into a beach volleyball court