Miscellaneous: Today, my father took revenge on me for bankrupting him in a...

By Anonymous - 22/11/2013 20:51 - United States - Lake Stevens

Today, my father took revenge on me for bankrupting him in a game of Monopoly. His revenge consisted of having a truckload of sand dumped in my driveway while I was at work. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/10/2011 01:48 - Canada

Today, I came home from school to find almost every single personal possession and piece of furniture from my bedroom all laid out or disassembled in the back yard. My dad smugly told me I'd better start moving it all back. This is his revenge for me salting his coffee this morning. FML

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By GEE, THANKS DAD - 28/09/2012 22:21 - United States

Today, my dad forced me to take part in a pathetic act of revenge against our neighbors, who keep parking their 4x4 in front of our house. He made me stand watch while he kept trying to slash their tires. An hour later, we were waiting for my mom to bail us out of jail. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/06/2015 12:36 - United States - Tallahassee

Today, my ex-boyfriend dumped sand into the crankcase of my truck and then filled it to the top with water after I dumped him for being immature and not respecting my things. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/11/2013 21:32 - Cyprus - Nicosia

Today, I played a friendly prank on my dad, loosening the legs of his chair so it would fall apart when he sat on it. He responded by making me stand outside and watch as he keyed both sides of my car, front to back, as punishment. FML

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Move, bitch! Get out the way!

By FlatFoot - 05/10/2017 07:00 - United States - New York

Today, my dad ran over my foot with his work truck. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/02/2015 20:42 - Australia - Blacktown

Today, I won a game of Monopoly against my girlfriend. She reacted by sweeping the board off the table, storming out the front door, and mowing down my mailbox driving away. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/11/2012 03:10 - Canada

Today, my dad offered to pay me $40 to wash his car. Needing money to buy a video game, I agreed, and went out in the freezing weather to do the job. I finished the task, only to be paid in Monopoly money. My dad still hasn't gotten over how "funny" his prank was. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/12/2009 03:13 - United States

Today, my father went out to get batteries for the remote control helicopter I bought him for Christmas. In his excitement, he backed his truck into my car. FML

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By Bobo - 11/10/2022 10:00

Today, my father stole the money I'd saved up by working and spent it all gambling. I'd saved it up for a year for a new car. FML

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By krystal - 27/10/2011 00:24 - United States

Today, it's the third day of my dad's revenge after he snapped over me supposedly using the word "duh" in every other sentence. He got his hands on my old recorder and has been playing it loudly and out of tune outside my room when I try to do my homework. My mom thinks this is hilarious. FML

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TheCrispyCat 20

Saturday 23 November 2013 2:41

I mean, I kind of expect it. Monopoly ruins relationships.

Ambient25 24

Saturday 23 November 2013 2:44

You should get back at him by sending envelopes to his address full of Thank You cards with monopoly money inside...

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siggy_mcsigx 22

Saturday 23 November 2013 3:23

Sell the sand for upcoming snow storms? Lol I guess. But Monopoly does cause the worst kind of family fights! Haha

grumblebum 16

Saturday 23 November 2013 3:53

Free sand.

moondoglou420 17

Saturday 23 November 2013 4:00

Move it all into his car

DragonDude 24

Saturday 23 November 2013 4:17

Next time don't bankrupt the man...

Retrokitty 9

Saturday 23 November 2013 4:28

I'm impressed you actually finished a game of monopoly.

alria_storm 11

Saturday 23 November 2013 4:31

Monopoly: tearing families apart since 1903.

sabrinalynn22 19

Saturday 23 November 2013 4:32

This isn't a game for sissies. If you can't handle the heat, stay out of the kitchen.

AntiPrude 26

Saturday 23 November 2013 4:34

Lol! Your sounds hilarious haha "**** it, I'll fill his driveway with sand." At least it was original xD

4x4kid 7

Saturday 23 November 2013 4:37

Look who's dirty rich!!!!!

tjw1616 21

Saturday 23 November 2013 4:39

lol your dads awesome! :) clean up is going to suck though, sorry op :(

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Move, bitch! Get out the way!

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