Today, my father stumbled upon the quickest way to get me out of bed in the morning: ripping out my nose stud. FML
cactusfears tells us more.
Hey idk how to work this but OP here. I should probably clarify, it was an accident - my dad was joking around rubbing one of my stuffed toys on my face to annoy me out of bed when the stud got caught on some of the stitching and got yanked out. Thankfully part of it was still in the piercing - it was just hanging there by the short part of the L-hook - so I didn't lose it, and my mom managed to get it back in, and it didn't hurt too bad. Just thought it was kinda funny :)
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Dick_diamond 22
Just reading that hurt..
ligerzero459 24
Nice taste in stuffed animals
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Magnoxidans 19
On a plus side, he can't do it again
Miss_Chevious 37
Threaten to report him for child abuse. If you're under eighteen that is
BlueBaronBitch 22
The op didn't state if it was an accident or not, what if it got like caught on his shirt sleeve or something? Reporting for child abuse is a little extreme
cactusfears 2
lol he didn't do it on purpose, it got caught on some fabric, when he realized what happened he got my mom to come try and fix it
DoomedGemini 37
To be fair, the wording really made me think it was purposeful. It still sucks, but at least your father didn't mean to do it.
PoolDeadio 12
What a dick
alexish128 13
I hope you gave him hell! That makes my eyes water just thinking about it!
bella_nana347 23
Shit. Just thinking about it hurt.
cactusfears 2
Hey idk how to work this but OP here. I should probably clarify, it was an accident - my dad was joking around rubbing one of my stuffed toys on my face to annoy me out of bed when the stud got caught on some of the stitching and got yanked out. Thankfully part of it was still in the piercing - it was just hanging there by the short part of the L-hook - so I didn't lose it, and my mom managed to get it back in, and it didn't hurt too bad. Just thought it was kinda funny :)
Sencilia101 31
what stuff toy was it?
jen1097 25
Why does that matter?
cactusfears 2
it was a cactuar from final fantasy :o
ligerzero459 24
Nice taste in stuffed animals
Shchenya 7
The cactaur makes it funnier...
Sencilia101 31
oh cute ^^
MidnaLink 33
OP YOU ARE AWESOME!
Ginwa 7
Evil cactuar xD
amsterdamgirl 20
that's abuse, you should report him.
cactusfears 2
it was a mistake aha - it got caught on a stuffed animal he was trying to use to wake me up :)
amileah13 26
It's another story if he intentionally pulled it out and even threatened to say so before hand. Not abuse whatsoever. Simple accident that happened. Chill. Op said everything is fine.
PrincessZelda_HR 22
And you really shouldn't jump to conclusions like that so quickly; be a little optimistic sometime, huh?
kaylocca 20
Lol that's the life of having piercings, I catch my piercings all the time it hurts but I love them.
1dbvbandbotdf 15
Jesus mine hurts just taking it out let alone ripping it. I would have kicked his shit in
Dexter83_fml 17
Well that sucks op. Next time make it clear it was an accident and not assault. Oh and next time don't jump down my throat. Hope you feel better
JustTheTruth42 13
Oh shut it. For one the op never jumped down your throat just merely corrected you. Two get over yourself.
Archangel12 9
Gotta love the days when correcting someone with a smiley face is "jumping down their throat"
Rose0Madder 14
Oooooh my god you're funny