Today, my father is really enjoying the iPhone my mother gave him for Christmas. He's enjoying it so much that he's already installed all sorts of dating apps. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I found out my dad bought an iPhone. I've spent the better part of the last six months teaching him how to check his email and online newspapers. FML
Today, while fixing my dad's phone, I saw Tinder installed. He's still married to my mum. FML
Today, my elderly dad learned how to use Facebook. He now spends most of his time messaging me about his meals, his bowel movements and his foot fungus. He's now learning how to use Skype. FML
Today, I found my dad on a dating website looking for younger girls. My mother and father are "happily" married, well according to her Facebook profile. FML
Today, my friends thought it would be fun to change my dad's name on my phone to my girlfriend's name. Guess who got an erotic text message when standing next to me while in the line to buy groceries. FML
Today, my dad let me use his phone. Five minutes later, he had my mom call it because he thought he'd lost it. FML
Today, it was my birthday. I have been heavily hinting that I want an iPhone. I opened my present from my parents and found an iPhone box. Ecstatic, I quickly opened it. Apparently, my parents thought it would be funny to wrap my present, a $10 iTunes gift card, in the box my Dad's iPhone came in. FML
Today, my parents gave me an iPhone. They then checked my grades online, and promptly took it away. FML
Today, my dad got a new phone and put me on speed dial. I have received several voice mails from him accidentally dialed. They are from him riding the train, in a meeting, having lunch, and, most recently, him taking a monstrous dump. FML
Today, I bought my girlfriend an iPhone. I preloaded it with a bunch of cool apps and stuff and spent a lot and money. She used it to send a text to me 3 hours later saying that she thought we should break up. FML
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Top comments
LittleRed79 39
Sounds like maybe your mom should've given him a divorce for Christmas instead.
Robert3Lee 13
Sounds like he needs to talk to a counselor and see why he needs to talk to other woman. I'm sorry about your dad OP
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Comments (45)
Diarrhea_Volcano 29
Now I'm not an expert in this department but I'd say you've got some family issues on your hands.
epicx22 22
I smell counseling in the future.. Seriously, if he's unhappy, why doesn't he just talk things out with your mother? Smh.
LifelessStars 22
New Years is right around the corner, I'm sure your mother is working on the resolution to find a better husband.
jojocircus19 16
That's really ungrateful. In the divorce your mum should claim the phone
salmanch 15
Let him enjoy whats wronge if he installed stuff like that.... ?
countryb_cth 38
What's wrong with it!? Umm how about the fact he is looking into dating other women while married!? Or maybe the fact that he's using the gift he got from his wife to pretty much cheat on her (my definition of cheating is if you wouldn't do it with your spouse being right there or watching you then you're cheating)
FalloutScrolls 25
Well, there it is. The most ****** up thing I've read all day.
KhaleesiDannie 26
Someone's getting coal and alimony payments next Christmas
captainsmegma 12
Maybe mommies kinky and wants daddy to find a date for a threesome.
Skycop_S 23
What. The. Hell.
jaredofmo 22
Tell him he should try this one called Grindr.
cloudyface 23
Wait till he is asleep get onto those dating apps and change his profile to say he's married and has kids. Don't tell him
heartofhannah 28
That won't stop some women.