Today, my father is really enjoying the iPhone my mother gave him for Christmas. He's enjoying it so much that he's already installed all sorts of dating apps. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I found out my dad bought an iPhone. I've spent the better part of the last six months teaching him how to check his email and online newspapers. FML
Today, while fixing my dad's phone, I saw Tinder installed. He's still married to my mum. FML
Today, my elderly dad learned how to use Facebook. He now spends most of his time messaging me about his meals, his bowel movements and his foot fungus. He's now learning how to use Skype. FML
Today, I found my dad on a dating website looking for younger girls. My mother and father are "happily" married, well according to her Facebook profile. FML
Today, my friends thought it would be fun to change my dad's name on my phone to my girlfriend's name. Guess who got an erotic text message when standing next to me while in the line to buy groceries. FML
Today, my dad let me use his phone. Five minutes later, he had my mom call it because he thought he'd lost it. FML
Today, it was my birthday. I have been heavily hinting that I want an iPhone. I opened my present from my parents and found an iPhone box. Ecstatic, I quickly opened it. Apparently, my parents thought it would be funny to wrap my present, a $10 iTunes gift card, in the box my Dad's iPhone came in. FML
Today, my parents gave me an iPhone. They then checked my grades online, and promptly took it away. FML
Today, my dad got a new phone and put me on speed dial. I have received several voice mails from him accidentally dialed. They are from him riding the train, in a meeting, having lunch, and, most recently, him taking a monstrous dump. FML
Today, I bought my girlfriend an iPhone. I preloaded it with a bunch of cool apps and stuff and spent a lot and money. She used it to send a text to me 3 hours later saying that she thought we should break up. FML
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Top comments
LittleRed79 39
Sounds like maybe your mom should've given him a divorce for Christmas instead.
Robert3Lee 13
Sounds like he needs to talk to a counselor and see why he needs to talk to other woman. I'm sorry about your dad OP
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Comments (45)
Wizardo 34
Deck the halls with boughs of... INFIDELITY.
cloudyface 23
Actually I'm curious as to how you knew about the dating sites did he show you or were you snooping through your dad's phone?
Ms_ValS 27
Clearly that's the problem here.
Krypt1c 11
irrelevant, but a good question nonetheless.
miss_fluffybutt 17
Is your Dad getting some of that hotline bling?
leadmenot 11
Your mom should break her foot off in his ass
hkhan24 23
Well with his behaviour, he's gonna need those dating apps pretty soon
Timber147 9
Maybe your Mom should find out!
Edumcg 24
I thought you were going to say you found your mom's nudes. That would be worst. You could scare him with the idea of fake profiles on dating apps?
MzZombicidal 36
That would suck but I think finding dating apps is worse...
PickleOfLife 4
Perhaps this is Dad's sense of humour? It sounds like he hasn't tried to keep the apps a secret.
DoomSkuller 28
Maybe your parents are swingers?
Tejanoswhy 19
Maybe they're in an open relationship