Intimacy: Today, my father described my method of hiding porn on the computer...

By Alohaporno - 03/08/2011 18:31 - Canada

Today, my father described my method of hiding porn on the computer as "extremely naive." I don't know what's worse, that he found my porn or that he's better at hiding his. FML

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dolphincheddar 10

Thursday 4 August 2011 0:07

It's not hard to hide ****. And he's obviously a veteran

HolyHandGrenade 4

Thursday 4 August 2011 0:26

YDI for hiding your **** in the folder named "not ****".

Comments

perdix 29

Thursday 4 August 2011 15:25

That plan could backfire. Especially if the person looking on your computer is into mature, scat "backfire."

aFatFuck 0

Thursday 4 August 2011 18:02

dear god

divadro102 16

Thursday 4 August 2011 19:19

Why save ****? It's easily accessible

ghettojoker 4

Thursday 4 August 2011 19:25

ha ha at least he's willing to teach you to hide it

dpricenator 1

Friday 5 August 2011 1:06

just watch youporn.com in the incognito window on google chrome. No need to save it and you have new content by the minute.

pplkillr 0

Friday 5 August 2011 8:36

i have a locked file labled **** on my desktop to piss off my parents. i hid the real stuff in with school work.

kitkrest 8

Friday 5 August 2011 10:09

Should've hid it in "Tax Returns 1997."

CC_FTW 1

Friday 5 August 2011 21:59

Set up a folder called "Do Not Open" then put another folder in that saying "Why Would You Open It?" then in that put another folder saying "I can't believe you didn't listen" etc etc (do it about 10 times) and name the second last one VIRUS and in that "ok fine you found my..." "****"

Sjeesen 4

Saturday 6 August 2011 1:10

Make a hidden folder somewhere in the middle of some (hidden) system folder. Download a program that encrypts folders and put a password on it. Put the **** in, rename it and change the file extension. That's the safest I can think of.