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By Anonymous - 25/07/2009 14:55 - United States

Today, my family invited a bunch of their friends over for a party. At some point they decided to play some home videos from many years ago. In one of them, I was 7, I said, "Look Mommy! I can make my pee-pee bigger by doing this!" Everyone saw and laughed. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/07/2021 18:00

Today, as I got out of the shower, my young stepson saw me naked. Later, he asked his mom why my "pee pee" is so small when everyone says it is supposed to get bigger when you become an adult. FML

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By Bailey - 22/08/2010 06:58 - United States

Today, I was in a public restroom with my 4 year old daughter. I took her in the stall with me, and as I was using the restroom she looked down and loudly asked, "Mommy! Why do you have a beard on your peepee?!!" Then I heard everybody in the stalls next to us laughing. FML

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Spanner in the works

By .......... - 07/06/2015 09:46 - Canada - Spruce Grove

Today, I found my boyfriend and his friends laughing hysterically and practically choking on popcorn. They were watching a video of me in a school play, trying to sing while sobbing because I'd just pissed my pants in front of 200 people. Thanks for giving him the video, mom. FML

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By levi Glasscock - 15/04/2011 13:52 - United States

Today, my mom called me and said, "I made your sister laugh so hard she peed her pants." I got home and noticed she also peed on my bed. FML

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By habbsrule - 15/06/2012 14:21 - Canada

Today, I was joking around with my eight-year-old son. I told him to pull my finger. I farted, then laughed. He decided to try it on his mother. When she pulled his finger, he crapped his pants. He told her I taught him how to do it. FML

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Blast from the past

By how old am I? - 07/05/2022 06:00

Today, I was hosting a small party for my nephews and a couple neighborhood kids. I unexpectedly started my period while I was serving the snacks. Have you ever been pointed and laughed at by a bunch of 12 year-olds? Ah, just like the good old days… FML

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By fmylifebadddd - 18/04/2009 04:44 - United States

Today, was my birthday. My friends love to play pranks on me. So when I entered the door for my surprise party, I became aware of the surroundings. There was nothing. Everyone was staring as I slowly entered the room. When I closed the door behind me, a freaking bucket of pee fell all over me. FML

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By megan228 - 20/03/2009 21:16 - United States

Today, my older brother and some of his cute friends came over. When we were inside, my mom yelled to me, "I got you some bigger tampons because you leaked all over your new underwear." They all started laughing. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/09/2015 07:10 - United States - Queens Village

Today, while singing Happy Birthday to my husband, I desperately needed to fart. I couldn't leave the room, so I let it out real slow. There were over 20 of us there, yet somehow my mother-in-law knew it was me. She went over to the window and opened it wide, all while glaring at me. FML

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By D.J. - 25/01/2014 01:34 - United States - Houston

Today, I ran into my apartment and let one rip, since I'd been holding it the whole elevator ride up. My parents had let themselves in while I was out, and laughed at me for a good 20 minutes. FML

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STVader 0

Saturday 25 July 2009 20:35

what? you could get an erection at 7? ...that's not embarrassing dude that's awesome.

girandwogpig 0

Saturday 25 July 2009 20:33

Wow....I'm so sorry.

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305alive 0

Saturday 25 July 2009 20:54

sweet child Porno dude. tell ur **** head parents that ***** illegal

NobodyUKnow 0

Saturday 25 July 2009 21:03

Yeaaaaaaaaaaah, that's a little out of line. I wouldn't have kept that tape around. Nothing funny about a child doing that.

Nyattack 14

Friday 5 August 2016 22:24

I find the candor of a child who would act so naïve and amazed at this kind of thing quite funny/amusing, but videotaping it and showing the video to people is very disturbing...

ohhsnapp 0

Saturday 25 July 2009 21:11

hahahahha. oooh wow. that sucks dude! but its funny as hell!

flyboy57 0

Saturday 25 July 2009 21:15

LOL

Lisasimpsonfan 0

Saturday 25 July 2009 21:17

Sorry guy but family is for embarrassing you and bringing up stupid things you did as a kid. Just remember that if you have kids you can one day embarrass the hell out of them too.

DrAwesome 6

Saturday 25 July 2009 21:30

I MUST know your secret... :O

Ianslilgoofball 0

Saturday 25 July 2009 21:32

...Why would she keep something like that?

Vermelle 0

Saturday 25 July 2009 21:49

I don't see why everyone is so outraged at the mother, personally. Considering that the OP is probably pretty old (at least teen), then the video used to record that was probably a tape. You can't edit the tapes, as far as I know, and it would be pretty silly to toss the whole video simply because she accidentally recorded that. He probably yelled out "Hey mom", she turned and caught that on tape, then turned the camera away. Its not like she taped him masturbating or anything. Embarrassing, but no reason to throw it out.

webb1234 0

Wednesday 15 December 2010 15:22

hahahahaha...at least teen is 'pretty old' and 'you can't edit tapes' lol!!! it's really funny to see people who legitimately don't remember video tapes or the 90s lol