Today, my family invited a bunch of their friends over for a party. At some point they decided to play some home videos from many years ago. In one of them, I was 7, I said, "Look Mommy! I can make my pee-pee bigger by doing this!" Everyone saw and laughed. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, as I got out of the shower, my young stepson saw me naked. Later, he asked his mom why my "pee pee" is so small when everyone says it is supposed to get bigger when you become an adult. FML
Today, I was in a public restroom with my 4 year old daughter. I took her in the stall with me, and as I was using the restroom she looked down and loudly asked, "Mommy! Why do you have a beard on your peepee?!!" Then I heard everybody in the stalls next to us laughing. FML
Today, I found my boyfriend and his friends laughing hysterically and practically choking on popcorn. They were watching a video of me in a school play, trying to sing while sobbing because I'd just pissed my pants in front of 200 people. Thanks for giving him the video, mom. FML
Today, my mom called me and said, "I made your sister laugh so hard she peed her pants." I got home and noticed she also peed on my bed. FML
Today, I was joking around with my eight-year-old son. I told him to pull my finger. I farted, then laughed. He decided to try it on his mother. When she pulled his finger, he crapped his pants. He told her I taught him how to do it. FML
Today, I was hosting a small party for my nephews and a couple neighborhood kids. I unexpectedly started my period while I was serving the snacks. Have you ever been pointed and laughed at by a bunch of 12 year-olds? Ah, just like the good old days… FML
Today, was my birthday. My friends love to play pranks on me, so when I entered the door for my surprise party, I became aware of the surroundings. There was nothing. Everyone was staring as I slowly entered the room. When I closed the door behind me, a freaking bucket of pee fell all over me. FML
Today, my older brother and some of his cute friends came over. When we were inside, my mom yelled to me, "I got you some bigger tampons because you leaked all over your new underwear." They all started laughing. FML
Today, while singing Happy Birthday to my husband, I desperately needed to fart. I couldn't leave the room, so I let it out real slow. There were over 20 of us there, yet somehow my mother-in-law knew it was me. She went over to the window and opened it wide, all while glaring at me. FML
Today, I ran into my apartment and let one rip, since I'd been holding it the whole elevator ride up. My parents had let themselves in while I was out, and laughed at me for a good 20 minutes. FML
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Top comments
STVader 0
what? you could get an erection at 7? ...that's not embarrassing dude that's awesome.
girandwogpig 0
Wow....I'm so sorry.
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Comments (97)
Zebrasity 0
Sure, that'd be embarrassing, but you were 7. It's not like you would know. That's funny though.xD
MizzMonie 0
Haha oh God, one time I was watching home-videos with my family and I mooned the camera when I was like 5. It was very embarrassing..
JR11 5
That is in no way an FML. So you did something embarrassing when you were 7! Let's be honest, that's pretty funny. You should be able to laugh at yourself
Paradox_1234 6
It's a little embarrassing, maybe a lot depending on the person (that's never happened to me, so I can't really judge). He also might have just put it up here because it's funny.
randomnessmacii 0
ok thwy probly didnt mean to het it on video and yes it was wrong bit funny it was stupid for yall to say take legal action like wtf thats too small to sue ur mom over like seriously lol nooffense.
iBiteRoses 22
Hey, my mom posted a picture on Facebook of me when I was 5, lifting my dress up to wipe my face off I guess, and you could see EVERYTHING even though I was little its still embarrassing.
then000bster 16
I hope this is a girl posting this >.>
MisUnFortunate 31
don't be a ****, 5 year olds can wear whatever they want.
Apm96 0
who cares you were just a little kid
Callmesam 10
Makes me think of my mom and the family photos. Got told once "I didn't set out to get photos of you guys...'discovering yourselves' it's just that EVERY TIME I pulled out the camera you guys started at it!"
jaydoo 6
Got your jack-off education out of the way early in life, eh?