Dick -> Ass = FUN

LMAO!

dikinass, you are a very funny man. Teach me your ways. No really, Im not lying. cocks are funny.

@onlycusimbored Basically, just go around trolling and saying clever things, like I did above ;) asscock!!!!!

i would have shouted "No you shut the fuck up, your the one gabbing through the fucking movie

I woulda shouted CCCCOOOOOOOCCCKKKKK!!!!!!

Asscock fails. But the first joke was funny lol

I bet she was black

#191 made my day

thats when u re arrange the bitches face

You should have shouted: "THIS IS SPARTTTTAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!" Then kicked her in the face. Man > Woman.

you rly should have cocked on her bitchass...

today i had no balls. fml

I hate those kinda people ! fuck that bitch x(

i would of said wtf bitch! stfu stupid fat ass hoe! and then i would bitch slap her

wow you should have been like "you're the one whos been talking the whole time you dumb bitch"

it's not good trolling if you point it out, bro.

ugh. sounds like some people who sat behind me during a movie. they kept talking and playing games on their iPhones and listening to music. they were so loud. so I took my phone out to check the time and they both yelled at me for having my phone on! stupid fat bitches

Tell her she's a hypocritical bitch and to fuck off, then go back to watching the movie like nothing happened. And every time she tries to talk after that, tap her on the shoulder and say "shut the fuck up". I think she'll take a hint.

what #2 says

yeah, i would have been like, yeah, right after you do byotch. now if you don't mind, i'd like tell my friend that you need to STFU and continue watching the movie like the rest of the freaking theater...oh, and byotch

Id' yell the fuck back at her hypocritical ass.

I agree i would of just yelled right back

true

epic win.

So much better than making a fool of yourself by beating a woman. EPIC WIN!!!! Haha, would've been hilarious to take a picture of her face then, gaping at the fact that she had supposedly "lost" $100,000.

No no no, should have threatened to punch her in the clit. Seems more intense that way.

Nah she might like that. ;) The boobs tend to be more equal to the balls. lol

I dunno, if you just shove a soft drink up her cunt I think it would do the trick.

Wow, you guys seem to having an intense sexual conversation. Soft drinks up her cunt? Then sucking it back out? AWESOME.

FALCON PUNCH

lmao? how is it an fml for you, #8

he meant "fyl"

pot kettle

and im guessing this would be after you are done raping the small boy next to you?