FML : Today, I was at the movies. All of a sudden, the woman next to me starts laughing uncontrollably and talking to her friend during the movie. This continued...

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Today, I was at the movies. All of a sudden, the woman next to me starts laughing uncontrollably and talking to her friend during the movie. This continued throughout the movie, ruining it. I turned and whispered to my friend. The woman then taps me on the shoulder and yells, "Shut the fuck up!" FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

fmlatmovies Say more :

actually all you haters out there, i didn't have enough room to put my response! i actually turned to her and told her to fuck off and to take her annoying fat ass out of the theater because she was blocking the view for everyone and no one could hear the movie over her irritating voice that makes people want to dropkick babies! that shut her up for the rest of the movie.

By fmlatmovies - / Saturday 25 July 2009 15:07 / United States

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By irishdancer | 0

#428147 - Saturday 25 July 2009 20:34

Oh. Sorry bout your luck dude. I hate those people...

By sooper | 0

#428156 - Saturday 25 July 2009 20:36

Should have said "Well how rude. I was just about to give out our mystery prize of $100,000 to a random guest in tonight's theatre, guess it won't be you"

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By irishdancer | 0

#428147 - Saturday 25 July 2009 20:34

Oh. Sorry bout your luck dude. I hate those people...

dikinass | 0

#428242 - Saturday 25 July 2009 21:00

Dick -> Ass = FUN

666midnight | 0

#428265 - Saturday 25 July 2009 21:07

LMAO!

onlycusimbored | 0

#428266 - Saturday 25 July 2009 21:07

dikinass, you are a very funny man. Teach me your ways. No really, Im not lying. cocks are funny.

dikinass | 0

#429229 - Sunday 26 July 2009 3:18

@onlycusimbored

Basically, just go around trolling and saying clever things, like I did above ;)

asscock!!!!!

Bansheethekilla | 2

#429304 - Sunday 26 July 2009 3:49

i would have shouted "No you shut the fuck up, your the one gabbing through the fucking movie

dikinass | 0

#429617 - Sunday 26 July 2009 6:34

I woulda shouted CCCCOOOOOOOCCCKKKKK!!!!!!

AnaMaree | 0

#429695 - Sunday 26 July 2009 7:26

Asscock fails.

But the first joke was funny lol

Faced159 | 0

#431376 - Sunday 26 July 2009 21:40

I bet she was black

theMIGHTYduck | 0

#431931 - Monday 27 July 2009 0:29

#191 made my day

mongorian | 0

#434523 - Monday 27 July 2009 19:59

thats when u re arrange the bitches face

Piemarz | 0

#438598 - Wednesday 29 July 2009 1:37

You should have shouted:

"THIS IS SPARTTTTAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!"

Then kicked her in the face. Man > Woman.

dikinass | 0

#473173 - Monday 10 August 2009 3:08

you rly should have cocked on her bitchass...

catwest8686 | 0

#637944 - Sunday 25 October 2009 15:49

today i had no balls. fml

iAlwaysYDI | 0

#865777 - Wednesday 17 February 2010 16:35

I hate those kinda people ! fuck that bitch x(

Partymonster | 0

#986832 - Saturday 1 May 2010 3:29

i would of said wtf bitch! stfu stupid fat ass hoe!
and then i would bitch slap her

cearalaken | 0

#989411 - Saturday 8 May 2010 15:09

wow you should have been like "you're the one whos been talking the whole time you dumb bitch"

NoodleBurger | 0

#2790349 - Thursday 30 June 2011 8:47

it's not good trolling if you point it out, bro.

iluvevil01 | 11

#2817345 - Monday 4 July 2011 8:12

ugh. sounds like some people who sat behind me during a movie. they kept talking and playing games on their iPhones and listening to music. they were so loud. so I took my phone out to check the time and they both yelled at me for having my phone on! stupid fat bitches

gntfmlingnow | 12

#3409230 - Sunday 9 October 2011 14:46

Tell her she's a hypocritical bitch and to fuck off, then go back to watching the movie like nothing happened. And every time she tries to talk after that, tap her on the shoulder and say "shut the fuck up".

I think she'll take a hint.

By lynnycake | 0

#428148 - Saturday 25 July 2009 20:34

that's kind of sucky.
hate hypocrites!

emorockerownage | 9

#428152 - Saturday 25 July 2009 20:35

what #2 says

curryndricegirll | 0

#428608 - Saturday 25 July 2009 23:05

yeah, i would have been like, yeah, right after you do byotch. now if you don't mind, i'd like tell my friend that you need to STFU and continue watching the movie like the rest of the freaking theater...oh, and byotch

Fisheyy | 0

#428940 - Sunday 26 July 2009 1:15

Id' yell the fuck back at her hypocritical ass.

Ninja_Cat | 0

#429005 - Sunday 26 July 2009 1:50

I agree i would of just yelled right back

Datboi_roii456 | 0

#429256 - Sunday 26 July 2009 3:30

true

By trilliamme | 0

#428154 - Saturday 25 July 2009 20:35

A trip to the movies almost always winds up with me annoyed beyond belief with humanity. People are horrible. Sucks, OP.

By sooper | 0

#428156 - Saturday 25 July 2009 20:36

Should have said "Well how rude. I was just about to give out our mystery prize of $100,000 to a random guest in tonight's theatre, guess it won't be you"

KumoFF7 | 3

#428191 - Saturday 25 July 2009 20:43

epic win.

chewydog | 0

#436242 - Tuesday 28 July 2009 7:10

So much better than making a fool of yourself by beating a woman. EPIC WIN!!!! Haha, would've been hilarious to take a picture of her face then, gaping at the fact that she had supposedly "lost" $100,000.