Today, my family and I were on a road trip. Everything was fine until we discovered that my dad, the driver, was not only fast asleep, he was also snoring. We were in the middle of the highway. FML
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Top comments
SideOfTheAngels 23
...how did A) no one notice sooner B) you guys not crash C) you get yourselves out of this predicament Come on, we need more information here! On another note, hope everyone is okay :)
jess1987 17
I hope no wreck occurred!
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Comments (118)
AnalSpelunking 19
Sometomes snoring is a good thing!
DocBastard 40
Really? I can't think of a single instance. Maybe I'm just an idiot, so help me out here.
SideOfTheAngels 23
It was probably his snoring that alerted the rest of the family as to what was happening.
gypgyp55 7
thats terrible! I hope you are all okay!
pwnman 33
Seems like a CARing situation! No? Okay...
Bloink 25
people here on FML don't like bad puns, gotta be CAReful of what you say
pwnman 33
I really have to CARingly agree with what you said!
toaster123 11
the idea is kinda good... but the sentence needs to make sense.
wvcheesehead 13
sCARy situation maybe?
martin998877 12
With lane assist, dynamic cruise control and auto brakes I often enjoy a nap while driving my BMW. It's rude to snore tho!
jad0016 12
and did you wake him up or is he still asleep? Not really telling us much on what happened after u realized that.
warsun 27
Sleep driving, what a pro
NotGabe 28
My dad does this more frequently than he should. There was a time where he was laughing outta nowhere. We asked him about it and he goes, "Oh... Sorry, I was dreaming." ._.
DeadPixel4 29
There's a name for that, it's called an "Oh shit!" Moment.
foreverhappy98 10
Wow! I hope you guys are okay! Hopefully there wasn't a crash!
Adam5858 17
well....i would be worried for him
lord_meloetta 20
How do people even press YDI on this FML? When there is an FML like my mom called me fat or something, there are idiots who say YDI for being fat. Really people be realistic, please.
Adam5858 17
People can press it by accident
glabberfasted 16
Well in all honesty, if you don't want to be called fat, don't be fat.
PO_linesman 4
It is the whole family's responsibility to rotate drivers (out of those who are licensed) on a long road trip.